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Christopher Rising

Do what thou wilt

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI'm pale. I'm skinny. I'm unemployed. I live at home. I don't have a lot goin' for me. But I tell you what, I'll tell you fucking what... I'm gonna fuckin' kill John Lennon.

My Interests

Film, drawing, writing, ECT, OCD, lobotomy, Situationism, shunty shunty car park fun, loving the alien, British bastardry, hobo fellatio, cider, Dada, watching people, being apprehended while watching people, biscuits, football, social awkwardness, anarchism, anachronism, daydreaming, dreaming at night, drugs, outsiders, supermarket self abuse, miserablism, factories, Factory, 'that whole late '70s industrial decay thing', monochrome, Protect & Survive, old dead homos, losers, loners, bunty, scampi in a basket.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Joy Division and New Order, The Smiths and Morrissey, The Fall, A Certain Ratio, Wire, Public Image Ltd, Gang Of Four, Bowie, Brian Eno, Roxy Music, Pere Ubu, Blurt, James Chance & The Contortions, ESG, Konk, 23 Skidoo, Cabaret Voltaire, Gary Numan, Depeche Mode, The Human League, Yazoo, Erasure, Fad Gadget, Test Dept, Einsturzende Neubauten, DAF, Kraftwerk, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Throbbing Gristle, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Boards Of Canada, Radiohead, Pulp, Suede, Blur, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Cure, Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Sex Pistols, The Slits, The Jam, The Libertines, Pigbag, The Pop Group, Radio 4, The Rapture, Bush Tetras, Grace Jones, Liquid Liquid, Suicide, Iggy Pop, Lightning Bolt, Gramme, The Whitest Boy Alive, Pixies, Marc Bolan, Tom Waits, Talking Heads, Kate Bush, Dalek I Love You, Squeeze, Orange Juice, Josef K, This Heat, Autobee, Venetian Snares, Cassette Boy, Klaus Nomi, Angelo Badalamenti, Ennio Morricone, Walter/Wendy Carlos, Delia Derbyshire, Doctor Who theme.

Movies:

Favourite filmmakers include Nic Roeg, Derek Jarman, David Lynch, Kenneth Anger, Werner Herzog, Roman Polanski, Peter Greenaway, Jan Svankmajer, Juraz Herz, Krysztof Kieslowski, Jean-Luc Godard, the Coen Brothers, Kubrick, Scorsese, Pasolini, Hitchcock, George Romero, Dario Argento, David Cronenberg, Shinya Tsukamoto, Wong Kar-Wai, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Terry Gilliam, Michael Powell, Lindsay Anderson, Donald Cammell, Todd Solondz, Chris Cunningham, Phil Mulloy, Stan Brakhage, Lars Von Trier, Rainer Weiner Fassbinder, Jean Cocteau, James Bidgood, Paul Morrissey, Jim Jarmusch, Andrei Tarkovsky, Chris Marker, Dziga Vertov, Fritz Lang, Gaspar Noe, Michael Haneke. They're not films, they're filmmakers, I know. I'm a cunt.

Television:

Doctor Who (the old series), The Day Today, Brass Eye, Jam, Family Guy, Peep Show, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Human Remains, Nighty Night, Alan Partridge, Big Train, Spaced, 15 Storeys High, Colin's Sandwich, The Office, Kath & Kim, Flight Of The Conchords, the less irritating football coverage.

Books:

William Burroughs, JG Ballard, Franz Kafka, Nikolai Gogol, England's Dreaming, Rip It Up & Start Again, various anal anal film books, Doctor Who, 'Boy Banned'.

Heroes:

I've just bought Gary Coleman from Ebay and he's a lot of fun.

My Blog

The Culling Is Coming

I am deleting the idiots that I've clogged up me MySpace with over the last... well, however long it's been.These will be mostly... people who incessantly post bulletins consisting of 'PC4PC' or 'W4W'...
Posted by Christopher Rising on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:58:00 PST

Skin Up, Twat

I feel compelled to say just how much I detest that Channel 4 kiddystare wank fantasy 'Skins'. Again. The trailer, an artfully slapped-up piece of fashion photography-esque toss depicts oily-looking t...
Posted by Christopher Rising on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:17:00 PST

MSN Heads

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Posted by Christopher Rising on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

Chlamedia Baron

Check out my new 24 hour LIVE disease channel!Fully interactive!Browse from over a hundred sufferers of different diseases!Watch them LIVE as they laugh, cry, suffer fits, vomit, "discover Jesus" and ...
Posted by Christopher Rising on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:00:00 PST

Mort-gauge

Sick straightWatergateFence PenfoldStrongholdMarigoldLittle wifeyWait at homeGin and ProzacDomestic droneMan comes homeSuit and proudTalk shop and bullshitBooming, loudTrain, car, budgerigarMineshaft ...
Posted by Christopher Rising on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST

Daddy Cool Wordplay Nail Anal Fun

Glass shardsLeotardsSunny smilesShiny stylesSuntan sultansSway repulsionCracked glass"Nice arse"Nail bomb decisionDiseased incisionBeer from bottlesMummy's molly-coddledsLie lounge room floorsBar room...
Posted by Christopher Rising on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:31:00 PST

UK Gold

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Posted by Christopher Rising on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST

$50


Posted by Christopher Rising on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

Swan Lake


Posted by Christopher Rising on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:42:00 PST

Emaciate State


Posted by Christopher Rising on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:38:00 PST