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About Me

I am the son of Elvis. And yes, I can confirm that dad is alive and well, and living here in Scotland. I can provide you with autographs in exchange for beer. Or, should you prefer, a photo of his gigantic Graceland butt in exchange for a bottle of single malt whisky, preferably Bowmore.

In reality, I'm a software engineer and live with my two pets cows, Daisy and Bessie in Coatbridge, Scotland. That's just outside Glasgow if it makes any difference.

I'm currently considering a carear change. I've managed to get it down to the following:

Belly dancer Scarecrow A lampost

Feel free to let me know your thoughts on this.

Aside from the internet malarky that makes up my day job I like to travel, and do a bit of amateur photography. You can find the link to my Flickr album below. Now, by amateur I don't mean boobs, bums and boabies. I'm game for the boobs and bums, but guys keep yer boabies to yourself.

Current Playlist:

Lamb of God - Sacrament My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade The deathly silence of 6am

Need to get:

A Tractor in my balls again A payrise Laid again

Flickr Photo Set

Barcelona 2003 Boston 2005

World Tour to Date

Helsinki, Finland ... June 2000
New York, U.S. ... November 2000
Lisbon, Portugal ... June 2001
Brussels, Belgium ... February 2002
New York, U.S. ... March 2002
Chicago, U.S. ... March 2002
Boston, U.S. ... March 2002
Barcelona, Spain ... May 2003
Keflavik, Iceland ... November 2005
Boston, U.S. .. November 2005
Washington D.C., U.S. ... June 2006
And of course, I've soiled myself all over Scotland, England and Wales.

My Interests

Drinking, swearing, ColdFusion, beer, nipple clamps, Shouting "Moo" at strangers and waggling my todger at people in Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow

I'd like to meet:

Krissy, Elvis, the Animaniacs, Flash Gordon, David Hasslehoff, Bob the Builder and Sylvia Saint. Ooh yeah, and Johnny Bravo.

Music:

Xentrix, Children of Bodom, Zyklon, Anathema, In Flames, Shadows Fall, Opeth, Natalie Imbruglia, Lamb of God, Armored Saint, Anthrax, P!nk, Megadeth, Acid Reign, Exodus, Sacred Reich, etc, etc, etc and of course the King, Mr Elvis Presley

Movies:

Backdraft, Last of the Mohicans, American History X, Stitches, Animal House, Hot Shots, high class British porn (almost there, almost there, almost there. There. Bravo.), and other pish.

Television:

Family Guy, Twin Peaks, Scrubs, West Wing, Bottom, Young Ones, Due South

Books:

Tell No One by Harlan Coben Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon Pretty much anything by John Connolly

Heroes:

The Janitor from Scrubs

My Blog

Things are ...

... interesting.Work is poop as ever.I'm organising a conference for next year (I did one in 2005 too ... work related).I've found a new bitch ...
Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:01:00 PST

I'm seriously fucked off right now

That is all
Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:56:00 PST

Family Guy Season 5

Family Guy Season 5 has shipped and will be with me shortly. That is all
Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:56:00 PST

Moo

Think Quick Game 1. My ex... 2. I am listening to... Sacrament by Lamb of God. It fucking ro...
Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:01:00 PST

Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:AndyBirthday:5th AugustBirthplace:Coatbridge, ScotlandCurrent Location:Coatbridge, ScotlandEye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:5'8"Right Handed or Left Handed...
Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:26:00 PST

Nipple Music

Inever do bulletins so i'll just to this as a blog.List 10 musical artists you like, in no specific order (do this before reading the questions below)! 1. Xentrix 2. Dark Tranquility 3. Opeth 4. Anth...
Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:15:00 PST

Warning!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer...
Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:43:00 PST

The Soundtrack to my Life

If a movie was made of your life, what would the soundtrack be? So here's how it works: - Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc). - Put it on shuffle. - Press play. - For every ...
Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:40:00 PST

Jesus does "I Will Survive"

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Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST

June 23, it makes you happy

So, apparently today is the most common day for everyone to be happy. By today, I mean June 23rd. Apparently a bunch of boffins from Cardiff University wasted a huge amount of grant money working this...
Posted by Shadows of Doubt on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:22:00 PST