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For Whom Can't Tell What Note the Bell Tolls

I found that bastard, Waldo. He was on the merry-go-round.

About Me


I grew up in the multi-state conglomerate know respectively as the "South", where once moonshine and diphtheria were all the rage. Fast forward 15 years (present day)...now I make designer costumes for hand puppets who lobby on Capitol Hill for tax reform. In my spare time I do stunt work as a double for Ricardo Montobon (formerly of Fantasy Island).

And yes, I am working on publishing my memoirs. Thanks for asking.

My Interests

my wife
music
basketball
reading
movies
thinking

I'd like to meet:


My other personality. I know it exists - I just can't prove it.

Music:

Muse
the Great Fiction
Disciple
Taking Back Sunday
needtobreathe
4th Avenue Jones
Family Force 5
Demon Hunter
Pedro the Lion
Postal Service
Spoken
Emery
Dead Poetic
Radiohead
30 Seconds to Mars
Anberlin
Copeland
Pettidee
Jimmy Eat World
The Used
Flyleaf
Starflyer 59
AFI
Alkaline Trio
Further Seems Forever
Jump, Little Children
Keane
Mudvayne
GRITS
Rufus Wainwright
Imogen Heap
Killers
Jonezetta
Skillet
System of a Down
Relient K
Until June
Celldweller

Movies:

Equilibrium
V for Vendetta
The Assassination of Richard Nixon
Usual Suspects
Napoleon Dynamite
Almost Heroes
Under Suspicion
Blade (1, 2, and 3)
Remo Williams: the Adventure Begins
Batman Begins
Memento
Zoolander
Suspect Zero
House of Sand and Fog
The Messenger
Spinal Tap
Butterfly Effect
High Fidelity
Swordfish
Swingers

Television:


Dexter - where has this show been all my life?
24 (the reason television was invented)
King of Queens
The Office
My Name is Earl
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Law and Order
Ghost Hunters
NBA Games (mostly Memphis Grizzlies)
How I Met Your Mother
Prison Break
Vanished

Books:

Sit, Walk, Stand - Watchman Nee
Character of God's Workman - Watchman Nee
Mission Compromised - Oliver North
Jericho Sanction - Oliver North
Comes a Horseman - Robert Liparo
A Treasure Deep - Alton Gansky
Beneath the Ice - Alton Gasky
Vanished - Alton Gansky

Heroes:

Jack Bauer
Dexter
Hugo Von Schtaatenblooter
Javier the Extravagant

My Blog

Sean Lennon...

If you (reader) have noticed, my homepage song has changed.  I heard the new single "Dead Meat" by Sean Lennon and the wind was knocked out of me.  I expected it to suck big t...
Posted by For Whom Can't Tell What Note the Bell Tolls on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

30 down, 30 to go

I have within the last 6 months lost 30 pounds and am continuing on my journey to lose another 30 in even less time.  My parents gave me their old Bowflex and I have been working it like I live i...
Posted by For Whom Can't Tell What Note the Bell Tolls on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST

In case anybody cares...

I am desperately hoping the Memphis Grizzlies trade for Allen Iverson, without giving up Pau Gasol (see pics section).  More importantly, I hope they get rid of Mike Miller in any way, shape or f...
Posted by For Whom Can't Tell What Note the Bell Tolls on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST

Sickly and disinterested

I am currently fighting a majorly infectious, minorly contagious illness at the moment.  The worst is over.  It's all downhill from here.  But it still pisses me off.  Nothing make...
Posted by For Whom Can't Tell What Note the Bell Tolls on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:19:00 PST

Realization

Are we too tied to the flesh that we try to pull God in with us?  This question has been on my mind lately.  I was thinking about death and dismemberment (as I filled out my life insurance ...
Posted by For Whom Can't Tell What Note the Bell Tolls on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 12:52:00 PST

Days off

One would think that having 9 days off in a row would be full of wonder and excitement.  It is more like a bored-fest right now.  I am actually looking forward to running some errands. ...
Posted by For Whom Can't Tell What Note the Bell Tolls on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:12:00 PST

Punchline.1

So, he turns to me and says, "Hey, that's not a duck!" (wait for laughter)
Posted by For Whom Can't Tell What Note the Bell Tolls on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 09:15:00 PST

A/C is a total waste of necessity

So...I am sitting in my brand new house w/o air conditioning.  Yes, we have a unit.  Yes, it is not working.  Did I mention the house is only 2 and 1/2 months old? Herein lies the dilem...
Posted by For Whom Can't Tell What Note the Bell Tolls on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:50:00 PST