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Kyres

..and then I peed on him.

About Me



you wanna get nuts? c'mon, lets get nuts.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I hate music.. seriously.. yuck.

Television:

I watch the food network naked sometimes.. intrigued?

Heroes:

Ivan The Terrible

My Blog

september

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august

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july

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june

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Posted by Kyres on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 05:54:00 PST

Another piece-of-shit-night at a piece-of-shit-bar.

the night started as usual, we sat down. me and pete after 20 tries found my deceiving sexyness angle. 92 degrees south by south west. I found a new shooting technique by balancing the ca...
Posted by Kyres on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:46:00 PST

Maybe I am a pussy

An interesting topic arose today at work I thought might tickle your fancy, and by you I mean the 2.5 people that actually read this. A colleague of mine named Julia announced her period and with it a...
Posted by Kyres on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:14:00 PST

Fear and Loathing in Montreal

Im gonna deliver this story rapid fire bullet style just to mix it up a bit. -foufs -typical night blah bah -hungry and sober cuz Im poor -found a wallet - no money, or course (I remain s...
Posted by Kyres on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Starbucks Diaries: part 1

It all started in college or cegep as we call it. My lack of respect for deadlines combined with a habit of saving important tasks till the very last minute put me in an uncomfortable relationship wit...
Posted by Kyres on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

taxi

Cabbies are the descendents of pirates, I just decided, its where they get their money lust and skills in navigation. They are the cockroaches of the open road, I cant stand them. They are so smug a...
Posted by Kyres on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quizzy

So I used to think there was nothing more mind numbing than watching exzibit pimp peoples rides on mtv, but then I happened to stumble upon these retarded quizzes people started posting on myspace and...
Posted by Kyres on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST