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Chlorophyll? More like BORE-A-PHYLL!

About Me


I strive to achieve the newly coveted style, emo gangster.

My Interests


practicing looking sad.


I'd like to meet:


Whoever made this sign...

Music:


Not liking music is the new liking music.

Movies:


80's movies, because they don't make much sense don't make much sense. Like that part in Footloose where the abuseive boyfriend beats his girlfriend? She probably deserved it anyways for liking Kevin Bacon...
The Karate kid, The Goonies, Breakfast club, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Hulk Hogan movies, movies where zombies eat people. movie time is movie time.

Television:


Hang Time, Basically, T.G.I.F. (Thank God/Gosh it's Friday).
Great shows that teach me morals and lessons, most of the things in my life, I learned from Zack Morris and A.C. Slater.

Books:


I can't read or write.

Heroes:

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My Blog

SHOTGUN RULES:

Section I - General Rules 1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat. 2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by be...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

Y2k Predictions from 1999, read by James Earl Jones.

Top Ten Effects of Y2K 10. Stuff's gonna 'splode. 9. The Big Dipper will fall out of the sky and kill a guy in Sweden. ...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

bizarre spam emails?

An exact word for word email I just got today.  I cannot figure out if they are trying to enlarge my penis, shrink it, enter me into a free ipod pyramid scheme or even sell me viagra... And, taki...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:14:00 PST

MICROSOFT TEACHES YOU HOW TO TALK INTERNET

Security At Home > Child SafetyLeetspeak: A parent's primer to computer slangUnderstand how your kids communicate onlinePublished: March 7, 2006Leetspeak, or leet for short, is a specifi...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:13:00 PST

A Super Scairy Night (Emmett in grade 1-2 I think)

A Super Scairy NightOne scairy Halloween I was trick or treating wen I saw frakenstein     he was takeing the candy from the little chillgren and after a wiell i saw drakyla He was...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:01:00 PST

How much ass does the Hulkster kick?

    Is anyone old enough to rememeber the golden age of WWF wrestling?  Andre the Giant, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Big Boss Man, Jake the Snake and on and on and on. But, amongst all thos...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

General thoughts on the letter X

DEAR EVERYONE, I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE PUT X'S IN TOTALLY APPROPRIATE PLACES. xDEATHxLOVExBLEEDCOREx xLonelyxEMOxGurlxxxxxx xKillxmexslowlyx xFuckingxRidiculousx xixstandxalonex ...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Elements of a good party&

    I recently went to a really good party; it has by far dwarfed any party Ive ever been to in Chateauguay. Here is what made it good. 1) Random loud group chanting. People at the party would burst...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Keep John Stamos away from your children.

Maybe it's just me, but I do not like the look uncle Jessy has on his face whilst he is holding that tiny infant girl. Maybe he knew what she'd look like when she grew up?...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOW TO BE EMO.

This might be the best movie ever made? Be patient, it takes time to download... ...
Posted by I ain't no chi chi man. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST