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jennifer juniper

the main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots (rebecca wes

About Me

I'm a stitcher.
I'm a Liberal Scorpio.
I'm a freelance creative writer.
I play rock'n'roll in a little band called Curse of the Shakers.
I have a super fantastic partner in crime.
I like travel, books, weird music, mixing it up, and shakin' it down.
I'm a feminist, pro-choice, ice-skating music brat with a love of photography.
I think my guy is the coolest guy of all time.
I paint myself yellow, run around like a maniac, and call myself Banana Man.
My nose is too big and ethnic.
I am in love with Buddy Holly.

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My Interests

Spending time with the mister, all things creative, hanging out with friends, playing music, writing, reading fine literature, sweater vests, bags full of buttons, chocolate , embroidering, hot glue guns, nudey pics from the 30-40's, and drinking some o' that sweet sweet wine.

I'd like to meet:

A Karate instructor, my celebrity crush, Caroline Fredrickson, and Nancy Pelosi. Maybe David Letterman. I don't know. The jury is still out on that one.

Music:

Thee Mighty Caesars, The Milkshakes, THEE FINE LINES, Thee Headcoat(ee)s, Buddy Holly (with or without the Crickets), The Gossip, Them, Ani Difranco, Keane, obviously anything Billy Childish, Joanie Mitchell, the Ronnettes, the Beatles, The Rolling Stones, the Ditty Bops, The Eyes, The Creations, Leadbelly, The Clash, The Cure, The Beach Boys, Tegan and Sarah, Daniel Lanois, Etta James, Joe Hill Lewis, Louis Prima, Downliners Sect, The Seeds, Big Smith, Ben Miller Band, The Monkees, Elastica, The Go-Gos, Johnny Cash, The Carter Family, Pete Seeger, Cibo Matto, Papas Fritas, The Sonics, Erin McKeown, The Ne'er Do Wells, Thee Shams, Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs, The McCoys, The Troggs, Violent Femmes, The Roots, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Devil Doll, Hank Williams, Jr., Hank Williams, Sr., Ozark Mountain Dare Devils, Fugue (FUGUE!!), The Amps, The Pixies, Jonathan Richman, (of course) Modern Lovers, The Alarm Clocks, The Breeders, Luscious Jackson, The Strokes, some White Stripes, Theolonious Monk, Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Chopin (is for lovers), Pat Benatar, Elvis, Janis Joplin, The Wailers, David Bowie, the Velvet Underground, Jill Sobule, Sly and the Family Stone, Queen, Josie Cotton, The Del Monas, The Masonics, Spoon, Madonna, T-Rex, Francoise Hardy, Run DMC, Foreigner, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, Bessie Smith, "Louie Louie", Sam Cook, The Kinks, Loretta Lynn, Mazzy Star, Hole, John Lennon, Elvis Costello, Harry and The Potters, Lou Reed, Chuck Berry, .....and a whole mess of other stuff I can't think of right now!

Movies:

Any B movies from way back when. Tasteful adult films.

Television:

That old chestnut, "Grey's Anatomy" is about the only thing on the tele worth watching. Oh, and "The Office". Jenna Fischer is as cute as a button!

Books:

I adore the Harry Potters series. You don't have to be a kid to enjoy a little magic!! Faves include: "The Bell Jar", "Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams", "The Feminine Mystique", "Henry and June", and "Catcher in the Rye". I am currently reading "The Republic" by Plato and "The Aenid" by Virgil, thus asserting that I am probably smarter than you.

Heroes:

i am a rock. i am an iissssllaaannnddd.

My Blog

warm hands...uh, bleeding fingers?

i've been doing needlework for the past, oh, about three freaking weeks!!!! my fingers hurt. after i get my last christmas present done, i am taking a break. next year, i'll start the arts and crafts...
Posted by jennifer juniper on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST

The End of the World. Okay, just 2006.

There are only 21 days left in 2006. Wow!! Another year almost gone. My year was pretty great. No, correction. PRETTY DAMN GREAT. January started off pretty awesome. Pretty awesome guy and such. Final...
Posted by jennifer juniper on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

IN YO FACE, SANTA!

I got my Christmas shopping done. I was up at 7:30 and at Hobby Lobby by 8:50. Check it, yo. I AM A CHRISTMAS SHOPPING QUEEN. And I still have a few hours left before Sassy Stitchers. That's right.I r...
Posted by jennifer juniper on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:39:00 PST

craftacular disaster

So I had this bloody brilliant idear to craft it up and make some jolly good Christmas prezzies this year....I finished my granny's pres, Justin's mother's pres, and part of my sister. That just leave...
Posted by jennifer juniper on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:50:00 PST

protest songs

you know, i haven't heard a good protest song in a while. i wouldn't mind writing one.and will someone who knows numerology tell me what my life path number is???!?!?!?!damn it. counting calories is h...
Posted by jennifer juniper on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:21:00 PST

32 Flavors

(my favorite ani difranco song)squint your eyes and look closeri'm not between you and your ambitioni am a poster girl with no posteri am thirty-two flavors and then someand i'm beyond your peripheral...
Posted by jennifer juniper on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST

my old comrades

how i miss you intently.and wearing a size one.that was nice, too.
Posted by jennifer juniper on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST

and the verdict is...

this pizza tastes like crap. why the hell am i eating it? gross. don't ever get a chicken caesar pizza from target. nasty shit.last night was a hoot. i'm sorry if i offended anyone with my "rock'n'rol...
Posted by jennifer juniper on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

you know what........

"true love ways" brings a tear to my eye.and also, hearing children throwing fits makes me so glad i'm getting my tubes tied.
Posted by jennifer juniper on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

damn you old man winter

i cannot stand this weather. seriously. non-stop rain and sleet since about 4:30 yesterday. i'm crashing at the jk house since it's semi-closer to work (oh, my apartment, how i miss you...). today, th...
Posted by jennifer juniper on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:57:00 PST