Policemen obey me and traffic wardens often give me lollypops when I walk by. I like to eat most of the time and most of the time if I'm chilling I'll be munching on Rice Cakes, Malt Loafs (not in slices - one loaf at a time is the only way) and that tasty Soya dessert that they don't make anymore (R.I.P.) I also eat raisins and nuts, toasted cheese sandwiches with Lea & Perrins, yogurts and Toppos (depending on availability). I can almost drive a car. My cat is totally radical. I do art but sometimes I don't.
I'm always ready to fight oncomers such as mice, slugs, sheep and crows.
I like:
- that humming noise pigeons make
I don't like:
- painful sneezes
My friends are Simon The Samoorye , Stacey , Hamish , Laurie , Eloïse , CaptureToffee , DannDannTheLadiesMan , Sophie , People Under The Stairs , Giant Panda , Scrapploc , Dannyboy , Carolion , Ottski , The Basement Show , Button , Kit , Big Nic , Elenna , Gerrid , Poppy , Mikey 2 spoons
