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About Me

I'm probably bigger than you. That's not necessarily a good thing. I'm frequently mistaken for Doug Kosarek and Scotty Kahuna, which confuses me, because I'm so damn good -looking.
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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My Interests

Lifting heavy stuff, drinking more than I should, laughing inappropriately whenever possible.I suppose eventually, I'll think of more interesting shit to say here.Or maybe not.

Music:

Nearly anything released from 1980 to 1994 that was considered "college radio", the Ramones, Beastie Boys, U2, Johnny Cash, virtually any kind of punk, psychobilly, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, almost all old school blues, Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, MxPx, Third Strike, David Bowie, Pete Yorn, POWER MOVEMENT PROJECT, The Clash, The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, George Clinton, Public Enemy, Dre, Jay-Z, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, the Cure, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stones, and too many more to remember right now.No country (except Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline, and Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys) Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi

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Movies:

Usual Suspects, Casablanca, Henry V (Branagh version), any Coppola, any Scorcese, any Gilliam, any Monty Python, any Tarantino, any Coen brothers, any Kevin Smith, most Farrelly brothers, any Bruce Lee, most Jackie Chan, Jet Li Sammo Hung and Sonny Chiba, Marx Brothers, Austin Powers, Fight Club, Mel Brooks, Bad Santa, LOTR, Boondock Saints, The Crow(only the first one), 400 Blows, anything with Bruce Campbell in it, anything with flesh-eating zombies, bad old horror movies, anything set before 1600 AD, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Cinema Paradiso, Nightwatch, The Natural, Time Bandits, Star Wars (even the lame ones), any movie that uses the following as source material: Neil Gaiman, Frank Miller or Alan Moore, porn, and perhaps the finest film ever made: Zorro, The Gay Blade.

Television:

Dexter, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Two and a Half Men, Family Guy, Californication, Adult Swim cartoons, Futurama, Law & Order, X-Files re-runs, Heroes, Stewart/Colbert, anything with Shatner, South Park, Simpsons, Boston sports (Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, Bruins), Villanova basketball, all kinds of boring History/Discovery/Learning channel stuff, any reality show where a celebrity's life becomes a train wreck, and any Jerry Springer episode with midgets or Maury episode where a woman is giving a paternity test to the 13th possible baby-daddy.

Books:

I read all the time, 2 or 3 different books going on any given day. Hard to say what the favorites are, but there are a lot.

Heroes:

MLK, Paul Wellstone, Joseph Campbell, Adam Vinatieri, Ron Jeremy, that anonymous Chinese guy who stood in front of the tank, and the guy that I saw at a museum in Philadelphia, who patted his 5 year old son on the head said "God lives HERE."

My Blog

Great Drunk Wisdom

Courtesy of Modern Drunkard Magazine:"People tell me, 'Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.' Well, no shit. I'd eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems."Fred R. spells it all out in front ...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:26:00 PST

It couldnt be helped

WHY should I blame her that she filled my days With misery, or that she would of late Have taught to ignorant men most violent ways, Or hurled the little streets upon the great. Had they but courage e...
Posted by Doug on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:17:00 PST

Advice for the Young from the Old and Busted

Due to a peculiar quirk of my nature (which unimaginative types call immaturity), I find myself frequently in a position to observe the nocturnal social behavior of people who, by purely biological st...
Posted by Doug on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:53:00 PST

Tagged

Apparently, I got "tagged"! (Oh joy.) Once you've been tagged, it seems, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be t...
Posted by Doug on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:46:00 PST

Internet Self Inflation

The more time I spend reading MySpace bulletins or reading mass e-mails, the more one thing has become abundantly clear:  everyone is sexy, hot, great in bed, has great taste and sense of humor. ...
Posted by Doug on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST