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I am here for Friends

About Me


About Me
Name Joe P
Birthday July 28th, remember it yo!
Current Location redneck riviera!
Eye Color hazel
Hair Color bald
Height tall enough to ride this ride
Favorite Food Steak
Favorite Ice Cream cookies and cream
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage patron
Favorite Non Alcoholic Beverage grapefruit juice
Favorite Restaurant Bonefish
Favorite Bar too many, I have one in each city i have visited
Married? no
Kids? no
Occupation? drink slinger
Dream Job I already have it

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Assholes, vampires, pirates, bandits, smugglers, spies, poets, artists, musicians, actors, novelists, pugilists, hustlers, scam artists, mimes, rock stars, porn stars, jedis, superheroes, punkasses, smartasses, and pretty much anyone else who sparks my interest! and these hotties right below here!

My Blog

"Would you lie with me and just forget the world?"

We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:18:00 GMT

Thanks Rivers!

What's the deal with my brain?Why am I so obviously insane?In a perfect situationI let love down the drain.There's the pitch, slow and straight.All I have to do is swingand I'm the hero, but I'm the z...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:57:00 GMT

Tag bitches!

ten random thingees!1. Completely and totally loyal to my friends, fuck anyone who messes with them!i may be small in stature, but you dont wanna incur my wrath, i will fuck your   &nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:12:00 GMT

First Blog

First of all, blog is kind of a gross word, reminds me of the sound you make when you throwup, I agree with you, Nina! It has been a rollercoaster year for me. Amidst all the confusion, anxiety, hear...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:31:00 GMT