Chad - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I can kill you and make it look like it was a box of rice that did it.

My Interests

Whatever I can get away with.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever is reading this profile would be a good start.

Music:

Isn't it odd how you can have over a 1000 cds and really only listen to five or six?

Movies:

Yeah, I like movies.

Television:

Rots your brain. It makes you a complacent zombie for however many hours a day you devote yourself to it. Then, you are prompted by it to go out and buy the things it shows you. And you will, because you are now unhappy with all the things you have missed out on while sitting in front of it, and your mind has been decayed by the inanity of it, so you purchase to fill the void of guilt and self loathing. And, NO, you DON"T need a bigger TV. You need a bigger view.

Books:

Anything by Brett Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, and Hunter S. Thompson.

Heroes:

Vesta Rose.

My Blog

Thank god for Rachel Pitt and this incredibly long survey.

longest survey ever A - Age: twentyfive. B - Band: Vesta Rose. C - Choice Of Meat: Chicken or Trout it's a toss-up. D - Dream Date: Jolene Blaloch. Mmmm. E - Excites You: Girls that look hot ...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

From Thom's

100 answers... HAVE YOU EVER 1. Kissed your cousin: Not a one. 2. Ran away: Almost, but my brother talked me out of it. 3. Pictured your crush naked: That would be a waste of time nowadays, but...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Buncha stuff...

Well, since the last journal entry, three more animals have attempted death by Honda. A deer, a cat, and a rabbit. All of which were nearly successful. If this keeps up, I am certain...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mammal Magnet

I hit a bird. After all the trauma of avoiding the dog slayage, A bigass seagull divebombed right into my front grill as I was doing 80 down the Vietnam Vet. Blvd. I mean it seriously was diving STR...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Books A Million

So I was working in the cafe at BAM in Rivergate. But the only reason I took the job was to work with Jamie, Bianca, and Mr. Kelley. Since that wasn't really happening, I wasn't so very happy. I pr...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Dog Incident.

So, recently whilst commuting to work, I nearly ran over sombody's pooch. Nearly being the key word. See, that the doggie trotted happily away, entirely unscathed is what you will need to hold on to...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

D-d-d-d-d-don't stop the beat....C-c-c-c-c-c-c-can't control my feet...

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 2. Am I loveable? 3. How long have you known me? 4. When and how did we first meet? 5. What was your first impression? 6. Do you still think t...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Copied this outta Brynne's journal entry thingy on her page, I wonder how long a subject you can acrtually have on here, holy shit it's STILL going, I hope it doesn't just put those dumb little dots at the end...

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME: 01 | the female species 02 | monkeys with razorblades 03 | finance offices ------------------------------------------------------------ THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So there's this thing.

Where I am awake in the mornings now, and it really pisses me off. When I go to sleep, I expect to sleep until I HAVE to wake up for something. This whole waking up and having nothing to do thing is...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If only.

Someone would appoint me Protector of the Human Race, I would then have the authority to eliminate about 80% of all humans in our own best interest. Or would that be a misinterpretation of my job? O...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST