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Chef Boy-izzar

I've been to Yankee stadium at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

About Me

Blah Blah, Blah, this is gay, this is trash, fuck it, die little kid you smell like shit!"Fuck St. Patty's Day," yeah tell em Lou

My Interests

"Yo I Got Dreams of Fuckin a Porno flick bitch"Actually on the real I don't have much time for interests, just a few things that make life go by a little smoother, I just got into reading books, Its relaxing and it feels good to use my brain, I read a lot of non-fiction and I've come to find that people take you more seriously when you say "I read it in a book" than when you say "I saw it on T.V." my Big Bro just lent me this book of short stories that was pretty awesome, so I'll give fiction a try. I like seeing live bands and hanging out at the beach. I really dig music, but it seems like I'm buying more comedy albums than anything, I love stand up comedy, The best right now are Dave Attel, Dane Cook, and Patton Oswalt, King of Queens is the motherfucking shit! I'd like to beleive I could make it as a stand up comedian, If I could get on stage and make people laugh, I'd get so much pussy!

I'd like to meet:

A woman with a corned beef and pastrami fetish, A black man who likes small butts

Music:

Non phixion, Dipset, D Block, Corrosion of Conformity, Life of Agony, Young Jeezy, Paul Wall, The Chasm, Franz Ferdinand, Saigon, M.O.P., N.O.R.E., Kool G Rap, Murs, The White Stripes, Audio Slave, Journey, Bon Jovi, Canibal Corpse, Konkhra, Geto Boys, Bad Azz, Big Pun(R.I.P.) T.I., L'il Wayne, Tom Petty, Twisted Sister, Kiss, Iron Maiden,ScrewBall, Lupe Fiasco, Red Cafe' ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ________

Movies:

BAAAADASSS, City of God, Goodfellas, Narc, Dark Blue, Se7en, Team America World Police, Paper Soldiers, HeartBreak Ridge, The Last Detail, Paid in Full, Stoked, Decline of Western Civilization part 1, Nightmare on Elm St. 1&2, Sexy Beast, Suspect Zero, New Jack City, Juice, OldBoy, Suicide Club, In Hell, Death Warrant, Raw Deal, Hard to Kill, DieHard (all of em), Wrong turn, Demolition Man, Collateral, Ransom, Sin City,Point Break, School of Rock, Cabin Fever, The Big Lebowski, Donny Brasco, The Warriors, Casino, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ L'il Dice Becomes L'il Zhe, straight motherfucking Gangster

Television:

Reno 911, The Andy Milonakis Show, Mr. Show, Law and Order SVU, Parco P.I. Growing up Gotti, The Soup,Comic View, Curb your Enthusiasm,The office(British Version), Yes Dear, King of Queens, Freaks and Geeks, Aqua teen Hunger force,

Books:

Monster by Kody Scott A.K.A. Sanyika Shakur,

Heroes:

Our Troops serving in Iraq and Afghanistan,

My Blog

Changes

For those of y'all who may be wondering who I am and how I became one of your friends, I did call myself Andy Milonakis, when I first got on Myspace I wanted to use a celebrity's name and Image as my ...
Posted by Chef Boy-izzar on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 04:59:00 PST