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Vitaliy

River running free you know how I feel

About Me

  • Adult male with fiery hormones.
  • I've got electric light. And I've got second sight. And amazing powers of observation.
    • If I had a million dollars, I'd get my appendix out! And then I'd get my appendix in!

    My Interests

    This... and... that

    I'd like to meet:

    Bill Clinton, Alan Alda, Tom Lehrer, Nick Cave, Mel Brooks, Batman and/or Bruce Wayne

    Music:

    The Song of the Obsolete Robot

    Movies:

    Anything by Alfred Hitchcock, Tim Burton, Hayao Miyazaki or Quentin Tarantino or with Alan Alda, Tim Robbins, Guy Pearce, Morgan Freeman, Johnny Depp, Gene Wilder, Batman or Zombies in it.

    Television:

    The freedom (hooray!) to say almost anything you want on television about society's problems has been co-opted (alas!) by the freedom to talk instead about flatulence, orgasms, genitalia, masturbation, etc., etc., and to replace real comment with pop-culture references and so-called "adult" language. Irreverence is easy--what's hard is wit.

    Books:

    I could happily re-read anything by: Robert Heinlein, Betty Smith, Orson Scott Card, Kevin O'donell Jr. or Kurt Vonnegut

    Heroes:

    Batman

    My Blog

    ...And thats the way it is: September 27, 2007.

    -i sat next to a pimp/cocaine dealer at the bus stop today-it was scary-he asked to listen to ganster rap on my ipod-the gangster rap i had wasn't hardcore enough for him-then he told me all the secre...
    Posted by Vitaliy on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST

    ...Bringing the world together...

    You may have read the headline and thought to yourself "Nah, there's nothing that can get everyone in the world together to agree on something" (Being the cynic that you are) Well, I've found that spe...
    Posted by Vitaliy on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:17:00 PST

    Tom Lehrer comments on The Army

    "And, the usual jokes about the Army aside, one of the many fine things one has to admit is the way that the Army has carried the American democratic ideal to its logical conclusion, in the sense that...
    Posted by Vitaliy on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

    I miss you, Mr. Clinton

    Bill Clinton once said "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America." ... *sigh* ...that was then... now we have a president that people only quote to point ...
    Posted by Vitaliy on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:15:00 PST

    Tom Lehrer... great

    Some day I'd like to visit the Massachusetts State Home for the Bewildered. 
    Posted by Vitaliy on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:56:00 PST

    birds in the sky, you know how I feel

    OMG... coffee high going on right now. Im typing like a thousand words per minute. It's amazing!!!@#*^@# WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    Posted by Vitaliy on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

    sad news for Devesh

    I've moved on to something else, but its much more exciting! I've started writing a memoir based on my expereinces during the final year of highschool. I'm up to 6 pages, after just one day of nothing...
    Posted by Vitaliy on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:02:00 PST

    Anyone interested in what happens to Devesh?

    I started this short story, getting kind of bored with it now but I kinda have an idea where it's going if I continue it. Anyone interested? Devesh slowly let his car drift off the road, coming to a ...
    Posted by Vitaliy on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST

    OH MY GOD

    Im going to Florida for a week in MarchLA/Coachella for a weekend trip with Brennen in Apriland SF for a week in August!!! ...I need to find somewhere to go in January of 2008
    Posted by Vitaliy on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

    Things I Miss

    kindergarden not working driving without thinking about how much gas costs not worrying about the future listening to bob marley on the beach in Jamaica hanging out with my cousin in Ukraine coming to...
    Posted by Vitaliy on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST