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Kevin

About Me


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I've killed several men with a croquet mallet and a random shank I found in the toilet of a Common Cents.
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Name: Kevin
Birthday: march 18, 1988
Birthplace: Rapid City, South Dakota
Current Location: Black Hawk, South Dakota
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: hazel
Height: either taller or shorter than you are
Right Handed or Left Handed: i switch-hit
Your Heritage: i look white
The Shoes You Wore Today: did not fit very well
Your Weakness: probably fire. lightning hurts me too.
Your Fears: again, fire is my greatest enemy.
Your Perfect Pizza: anything without fire or lightning on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: beat the hell out of someone 60 to 70lbs less than me. anyone bigger than that is wishful thinking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG, that's huge.
Your Best Physical Feature: chainsaw arm
Your Bedtime: depends on when i finish sacrificing the children
Your Most Missed Memory: what the fuck? christmas time. when all the fucking children gathered around the tree and opened up their presents and fucking ate cookies and shit
Pepsi or Coke: i'd prefer that someone just took a piss in my mouth than drink either
MacDonalds or Burger King: change this question to Heart Attack or Colon Cancer? in any case, i'd like Heart Attack
Single or Group Dates: group dates. i need my boyz to watch out for me so she doesn't slip me any date-rape pills
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea probably. lipton is good at times.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: i hate coffee, i only use it to sustain my fleeting life-essence
Do you Smoke: only when im attacked by fire
Do you Swear: what the heck do you think? i swear all the darn time, you monkey-head!
Do you Sing: when i want people to leave the area
Do you Shower Daily: i have to, otherwise i begin to decay
Have you Been in Love: thats deep. no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: no. i need to get married. there is no way i can live on minimun wage.
Do you belive in yourself: ITS FUCKING BELIEVE! what the fuck, i can't belive in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: not really. i suppose i'd pass on myself and look for some hotter ass.
Are you a Health Freak: i wish
Do you get along with your Parents: only when i'm not around them
Do you like Thunderstorms: i have to watch out for lightning but otherwise they are cool
Do you play an Instrument: not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no. well. yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: probably
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i look like i've been on drugs that's for sure.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i haven't even seen a person of the opposite gender in the past month
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i've tried to have sex with a box of oreas
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not intentionally
In the past month have you been on Stage: i've never stripped in my life, no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: sensitive question. no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: that would probably be a crime against humanity
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ben habbe's virginity
Ever been Drunk: i drink alcohol but i don't get drunk
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, men hate me, i'm a total cocktease
Ever been Beaten up: my pimp has roughed me up a couple times
Ever Shoplifted: shops are too heavy
How do you want to Die: in a fucking whirlwind of blood and destruction and whipped cream
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a level 60 shaman
What country would you most like to Visit: right now I need to get to desolace and kill some centaur
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i prefer them without eyes
Favourite Hair Color: the dirtiest blonde possible
Short or Long Hair: mullets all around
Height: if they are taller than me i'll cut their shins off
Weight: it really doesn't matter anymore
Best Clothing Style: camo
Number of Drugs I have taken: i take ibuprofen a lot
Number of CDs I own: 2. Renegades by Rage Against the Machine and Middle of Nowhere by Hansen
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being born but that wasn't my fault
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My Interests

Anything involving a kazoo.

I'd like to meet:

The Monopoly Man, The girl from the Coheed and Cambria's 'Welcome Home' video. Screw that band by the way. Ryan Reynolds. I want to ask him why the hell is he so ripped. Bert from Sesame Street. Did Ernie ever come on to that guy? And did Bert like it? Chris Cornell. Listen, Chris, if you ever want to hook up sometime just throw me a message.

Music:

See Interests

Movies:

What? Like pornographic?

Television:

What? Like Pornographic? Just kidding. Scrubs, The Office, Family Guy, not Seinfeld for sure, Channel One News(I love you Errol Barnett)

Books:

What? Like pornographic? Haha, just joking. They are called erotic novels.

Heroes:

Stretch from the Fantastic Four cause there is no woman, or animal he can't satisfy. Dane Carlson cause he is crazy and gives me sex on occasion. The French because they are always like "fuck this," and that's what I like to see in a first world country. America cause they are always like "I will fuck this," and that's what I like to see in the most powerful nation in the universe.

My Blog

I killed a person the other day with my genitilia.

Someone tapped me on the shoulder today and I turned around too fast. If it's any consolation to you all, he died instantly. I'm out.  
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 03:16:00 PST