Alex [cheers, pricks!] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

oh lookie an update! im sure you've all been waiting. my name is alex, you probably know me, i tend to be everywhere. im alot different when im actually awake, so if you know me exclusively from school, you probably don't really know me. i'll do anything to have fun, and i'll do anything to help out somebody i know. i'm just as crazy as my life story is, the people i know, and the music i listen to. i find humor in complex matters and the dumbest shit ever alike. i have self esteem, because quite frankly, i kick ass.

my life is constantly changing, and so is my outlook on all of it. im realizing that i have good friends, a good (but mostly insane) family, good ideas, good health. thats pretty much all i need. i have to try to think of all of this stuff more often, and maybe i wont be so pissed off all of the time. most people act very similar to each other, but none of those people are my friends. i know people of all different types, and there is no one specific type that is better than the rest. im friends with people in 'the in crowd' and the complete fucking misfits (which is where i typically am categorized). i can be friends with anybody who can accept peace, and be themselves. that is really all that i require. being honest falls into the 'being yourself' part and being a decent human being falls into the 'peace' part. i just let people be, and it seems like everything is working better that way. half of the people who read this are probably my friends, and you guys fucking rule.
i'm single and feel fine staying that way until i meet the right girl, and i wouldnt count on that happening any time soon. im not your average teenage male. i don't feel a need to prove myself, or act like im something else to impress somebody. i do not compromise for anybody when i want something. accost me and see what happens next. on the other hand, i dont enjoy fighting without a cause, its simply not worth my time. i dont dress a certain way because i listen to certain music, and the same independence applies to thinking. men are not all the same, you just keep picking another from the same type known as 'assholes who aren't going anywhere' and/or 'complete losers', which happens to make up the vast majority. i don't happen to be one of them, but its not my problem if you never figure that out, another girl will. women who let themselves be degraded (ie call themselves bitches, let their boyfriends call them names like that, and women who see their only value as sex objects) are morons....... i have no interest in anybody weak enough to let themself be treated like shit.
so far, life has been a long, strange trip. i know alot of different people, which is probably why im not normal/boring. the best life consists of insanity, so take some fucking chances. even if you lose, at least you'll have something to talk about. that would probably be my life philosophy of the last 2 years. along with the following: fuck around with people, that is what they are there for..... right?
im like a genius and shit, and im really humble too (you can tell). im a senior next fall at west mifflin high school, and i already failed my first college class (fuck calculus 1 in 8 weeks), and have decided that im going to pursue a double major if possible, chemistry and math. ive realized that im not going to please everybody, so why try. if it was possible, it could only be done by being the biggest shapeshifter of synthetic personality ever known (i've met a few pathetic wastes who come close). the person who pleases everybody is not found in nature. i have a 4.0 finally, now that i give a shit, and next year i will have a 5.0 or something ridiculous. i dont cheat on women, and apparently that makes me rare and special. i dont hit women either, which basically makes me 1 in a million. i kind of grew up when my house burned down like a year ago. im still immature as hell though. i dont act tough, because i am not insecure about myself, and i don't have to prove my manliness (which is typically what closet homosexuals do) like 98% of you tough guy jerkoffs. im irish and german among other things, and when i scream i sound like the fucking anti-christ, or so ive been told. i live my life without regard to what george bush, man's interpretation of a supreme being, or your stupid fucking social standards would want me to do. i want to meet new people (not necessarily over the internet, but in general), preferably not idiots, so if you fit the description, talk to me/span>
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My Interests

music, writing, trying to be funny, telling jokes involving chickens and crosswalks, failing to be funny, trying again with another joke about people knocking at my door, failing again. apologizing for making jokes about NCAA womens basketball involving garden tools being utilized for hair care (i swear)......oh wait.....yeah, that was don imus. not being funny yet again. committing suicide. still not funny......anna nicole? paris hilton??? BRITNEY?????? shit, again! ok, definately time for suicide. just kidding ahahahahahaha im so funny.

resisting the great american shopping mall, which is full of things made in foreign countries by child laborers.

one who doesnt think for himself is a slave. when you stop thinking for yourself, you are told what to do. you essentially have no freedom. go fucking practice

if you are actually who you say you are, you have nothing to prove. that is what being a man is. doing what you have to do, doing what you should do, and not doing it for glory or fame or some god's approval, or some other idea that is meaningless the moment you die. real men live up to their own standards, and they are not concerned with getting everybody else's approval.

I'd like to meet:

im not editing this again for a while, because i did it last night and myspace didnt save it.....id like to meet somebody who could make myspace quit deleting shit randomly for oneupdate - smart, hot girls.....in fact, i could use some more friends with brains, but i think i have a fair amount of that, so preferably just hot girls that have a brain......

george carlin (goddamnit i am having trouble knowing that i will never meet him), doug stanhope denis leary, lewis black, jim norton, the staff at the greatest website ever, www.collegehumor.com , black sabbath, mafia bosses interviewing me for a job. id like to meet jesus christ and Ali G at the same time, just because the conversation would be so great. Albert Einstein while hes getting it crunk. Shaq's shorter, constantly overlooked twin brother.... the members of dimmu borgir at church. reformed cult leaders...... ok im running out of smartass things to say so im done for now

Music:

the good stuff. which you probably know nothing about. it is never played in common media. it is actually innovative. it doesnt sound like every other song youve ever heard. it is not mass produced, marketed-to-sell, generic, non-artistic horseshit like what you are probably used to........

Movies:

dogma, the caine mutiny, find me guilty.....the rest of them everybody has probably seenanything that has a message and doesn't star a muscle-bound guy with a gun and a lack of extended vocabulary who, somehow, understands the inner workings of plastic explosives.born on the fourth of july (if you want to see how republicans treat the soldiers they send off to be killed if they make it home with new ideas that differ from their brainwashing), texas chainsaw massacre (because it's message is simple: stay the hell out of texas).

Television:

Mad Men, The Sopranos, The Wire, Entourage, Deadwood, Band of Brothers. comedy central. the news.......Scrubs and House are the only 2 doctor shows that dont suck. seinfeld and fraiser are classics, Married with Children and Sanford and Son are even more classic. Leno and Conan kick ass too, and SNL and Mad TV.
uh, anything that isnt mindless regurgitated pop culture bullshit. nobody cares about mtv, its not music, and its not tv, but it does have the essentials of shit. which is probably where your brain level ranks if you watch that shit too much.
by the way, nobody gives a fuck about anna nicole smith, her fucking baby, paris hilton, or any of the other losers who dominate your lives without ever having met you. the celebrity obsession is practically a fetish, and you need help. celebrities are like any other group, most of them blow. keep it off of my tv and out of my life. nobody who actually has a life gives a shit........and to hell with their children, no matter how goofy their fucking names are.....

Books:

MAD magazine. kurt vonnegut books. hopefully ordering some new things soon. pretty much anything that catches my eye (see Interests section above if you actually give a damn)

oh, and history

"i don't read much" translation - "i don't read much""fuck reading" translation = "i can't read, i am lacking the mental capacity to do so" or "the concentration to do anything besides engage in media that is spoonfed to me (which i am accustomed to) is simply not there, and i should not reproduce"

Heroes:

GEORGE CARLIN.....and uh, the mafia, jewish turtles, and that guy from HALO. people who dont drink shitty beer just because everybody else around them has no taste buds. if you dont know what brands im referring to, you probably are not one of my heroes........well unless you are in the mafia, are a jewish turtle, or are the HALO guy. or one of the following: gangsters who hold it down at church, and the inventor of sliced bread, opiates, napalm, and the cowbell (i think it was the same guy for all four). people who take the whole 'gothic' look too seriously and obviously dont care what you think about them, even though they dress themselves to cater to an MTV vision of blind separatists who are 'unique'. people who use quotation marks to be smartasses on their myspace. people who write passive aggressive notes on a regular basis. and last but not least, the little green fiddling fairies who dance around in front of me and jump on a table, kick me in the face, and look like fucking satan. c'mon, you know what im talking about right? no? i better go to the doctor then. yeah let me go do that....