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jason

Humor is reason gone mad. - G. Marx

About Me

I'm brilliant, artistic, witty, and exceedingly humble. I try to paint and write when I can but I'm also exceedingly lazy. I enjoy travelling and hope to set foot on every contintent before I die. I bartend and manage at a jazz joint that I both love and hate. I have an excellent sense of humor if somewhat dark. I can be too cynical and self-righteous sometimes but I try to be aware of it. I went to school for art then film then acting. I've never killed anyone. I believe people are good. I'm kind to strangers and often offer them candy. I drink too much and enjoy it too much. I'm quitting smoking....now. I can hear pudding.

My Interests

art, comedy, improv, pludering, games I can win at, religion bashing, meat eating, share cropping, staring at things, insomnia, sleeping late, growing things in my refrigerator, cursing at traffic, time travel, shots, not listening to people eat, anything trivial

I'd like to meet:

Everyone eventually.

Music:

flaming lips, deadly snakes, the mills brothers, zeppelin, whatever I'm listening to at the moment.

Movies:

casablanca, the last dragon, animal crackers, cool hand luke, dr. strangelove, killing zoe, the outsiders, the great escape, delicatessan, any documentary hurray for captain spalding

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Television:

the venture brothers, my name is earl, the simpsons constantly, daily show,Family Guy, Heroes, or any history/science/nature thing thats on at the moment.

Books:

anything by vonnegut, herman hesse, milan kundera, tom robbins,alexander dumas, Bukowski's an old friend of course. the amazing adventures of cavalier and clay. Or anything with lots of pictues.

Heroes:

batman, socrates, leonardo davinci, marc chagall, george carlin, george hallas,george jefferson, thomas jefferson, charles darwin, voltron, rick blane