I'd like to meet:
Gapers
Music:
Sufjan Stevens, Death Cab, Ween, Bright Eyes, Interpol, Radiohead, Sublime, Autolux, J5, Kings of Leon, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, She Wants Revenge, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, The Cure, Outkast and any other rap from the dirty south, The Dead, Ween, Weezer, The White Stripes, The Shins, The Violent Femmes, Depeche Mode, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Biggie, Gorillaz. . . . Too many to list.
Movies:
Anything with Pauly Shore.
Television:
Not really.
Books:
Reading is hard; I like girls.
Heroes:
My parents.