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Pete

blacker than the blackest black times infinity

About Me

Ugh. I hate Finland. I need 100 beers. Right now.

My Interests

I'm mainly into rad stuff, such as dinosaurs, ocelots, pirates, vikings, cowboys, outdoor knife fighting, indoor knife fighting, magic, robots, magic robots, minotaurs, griffins, chimaeras, and anything that takes place/exists in outer space. Get it?

Music:

Dethklok, Planet Piss, Slayer, Behemoth, Fishtank, Blackwall, Chewghost, ArmoredApple, Tarman, Masters of War, Sour Culture, Insaniac, BeamTreddle, Lofty Pinnacles w/Friendly Bannister, Teabot, Venttrixter,Shutterfiend, Maggotfeast, Skeeter, Saguom, Mushugga, Burzum, Siebenburgen, Agathocrylyxdaimonesgaar, 1349, a gruesome find, abigail, aborym, absu, ajattara, akrival, anaal nathrakh, ancient, and oceans, anorexia norvosa, antaeus, anubi, aquilus, arckanum, ashen light, asmegin, astriaal, auzhia, bathory, beatrik, behemoth, beherit, behexen, belphagor, bestial warlust, black altar, black funeral, blood red throne, bloodshed divine, bloodthorn, blut aus nord, borknagar, burzum, carpathian forest, catamenia, celeano, celtic frost, children of maani, christ agony, crimson moon, dark funeral, darkthrone, dawn, deathspell omega, deathsquadron, demogorgon, demon sword, diabloical masquerade, dissection, domini inferi, dragonlord, drudkh,eternal majesty, emperor, enthroned,exhumed, exhorder, epheles, finntroll, flammentod, forgotten tomb, frost, frozen shadows, fullmoon rise, funeral winds, furia, gestapo 666, gestapo SS, goatriech 666, goatwhore, gorgoroth, grand belials key, graveland, graveworm, grom, haatstrijd, hades, hate forest, heretic, holocaustia, horna, immortal, impaled nazarene, impaled northern moonforest, impiety, infernal war, isenguard, ishtar, judas iscariot, king diamond, klage, krieg, kriegsmaschine, kristalnaucht, kult ov azazel, laex kneexar, leviathan, limbonic art, ljaa, loits, lord wind, lurker of chalice, lux oculta, marduk, mayhem,mercyful fate, mezzerschmit, moon, moonblood, moon tower, morgoth, morrigan, mutiilation, naglfar, nargaroth,nattefrost, nazgul, necromantia, negura bunget, nokturnal mortum, old wainds, ohtar, odium, old mans child, pagan winter, pagan fire, permafrost, ragnarok, rethaf ruo, rotting christ, rutthna, sacramentum, sameal, satanic warmaster, satans almighty penis, satyuricon, setherial, silent forest, spear of longinus, stiny plamenu, suidakra, summoning, svafnir, szron, taakeheimen, tha-nor, the black plague, the elysian fields, the kristet untseende, the lord diabolus, thunderbolt, trollskogen, twilight, urfaust, ungod, ulver, uruk hai, varathron, venom, vermeth, vesania, vidsyn, vlad tepes, von, vpaahsalbrox, waffen ss, war 88, warcry, watain, wehrmacht, weltmacht, wolfen society, wolfnacht, wolfsshanze, wolven howl, woods of belial, woods of ypres, xasthur, zyklon, zkklon-b, zephyrous. Apocalyptica, Enochian Crescent,Ved Buens Ende, Carpathian Forest, Nargaroth,Immortal, Amon Amarth, My Dying Bride, Nattefrost, Cannibal Corpse, El John, The Woodsmen, Depot Rot, The Needknows, Grand Dreyers, C.S.S., White People, Flak Krisp, Brad Brooksley, Chill Chamber, Joint X, Clearflection Council

Movies:

Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, and anything that is equally grim and frostbitten.

Television:

O Oxygen channel, Lifetime channel, NASCAR, professional wrestling, Xena: Warrior Princess, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Kevin Sorbo's Andromeda, Land of the Lost, Walker: Texas Ranger, and anything on WB or UPN.

Heroes:

Ripley (with shaved head from Alien 3), Sondor Unicron - Keeper of the Book of Human Knowledge, any scientist who is down with space/time/dimensional travel, Zombie Reagan, Robot Roosevelt, Spiro T. Agnew, L. Ron Hubbard, the Green Lantern, and the dude who screamed "YOU RUINED MY LIFE" and threw a beer bottle at the screen when Jar Jar Binks came on the screen in Star Wars Episode 2