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Assley

I am here for Friends

About Me

Make sure you make a lot of bloopers.

My Interests

Funny Things. Bodies of Water. Museums. Modern Art. Photography. Red Pandas. Sky High Heels. Driving. My Car. Shoes I can't afford. Irish Tatoos. The color Green. Getting really dressed up. Soccer. Fashion Week. Hiking. Getting Dirty. Learning. Reality TV. Practical Jokes. Being the best prankster that you will ever meet. "Fashion wasn't what you wore someplace anymore; it was the whole reason for going'. - Andy Warhol -

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can take a joke. Betsey Johnson. Salvador Dali. Chuck Close. Andy Warhol. The first person to make High Waisted Jeans. Interesting People.

Music:

If it's got a good beat.. I dig it.

Movies:

When I was a kid... all that mattered to me was how much blood there was. I just want a movie that Makes me laugh, cry or think.

Television:

bad shows. Rock of Love. Re-Runs of Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Sex & the City. "the most romantic thing a woman can say to a guy is... 'I'm not wearing any panties" - Brett Michaels

Books:

i love to feed the pigeons... I sometimes feed the sparrows... it gives me an enormous sense of well being.

Heroes:

as the paint run downs your face... i want to be remembered as pain.