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my name is clay

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About Me

I'm Clay Briggs. People seem to like me because I'm polite and am rarely ever late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, doctors will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48, and am what some people call "mentally retarded". The fun continues....... Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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My Interests


Hot Myspace Comments / Myspace Graphics Avid indoorsman. Currently making another attempt at higher education. My tomato and pepper crops, along with various other gardening endeavors keep me busy. Golf is a serious problem.

I'd like to meet:

A mermaid, a talking horse, and YOU. The fun continues... Larry the Cable Guy is just another hack comic who found a gimick!

Music:


Hot Myspace Comments / Myspace Graphics I'm all over the map when it comes to my taste in music. Basically, I'm into artists who put out great albums, not just songs. Drive-By Truckers. The Band. The Flaming Lips. The Gourds. David Allan Coe. Gram Parsons. Neil Young. Waylon. Willie. Pixies. I could go on and on, but what good would that do any of us?

Movies:

Slingblade. Grizzly Man. Caddy Shack. Road House. (in that order)

Television:

Ugh.

Books:

I have many leather-bound books. Text and otherwise.

Heroes:

Most of them are dead.

My Blog

Birthday suit

Well, it's official.  I've been on this planet for 29 years today, and nobody has tried to kill me yet.  A few close shaves, but nothing serious, anyway.  So....right...29.  Yeah.&...
Posted by my name is clay on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:10:00 PST