Jo lives in Wishaw - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello Folks! Promptly after escaping the circus...zoo...Wishaw 4 ways mall scrunchie emporium... I moved to the West End where I live with a Fifer (all she needs is a bit of Irish) and a weegie (when he isnt eating biskotts he's galavanting around France smoking a galoise inside a gitane)and a penguin army. Honestly, it started out as one penguin and I'm at 7, its the new weird cat spinster thing. Except I'm not a spinster and I dont own a cat. Although I do have Ross, who sleeps enough to be a household pet. Something interesting about me...I can lick my elbows, I like 3 sugars in my tea except in posh tea emporiums like "il cappacino" where I ask for two for fear they may think I have a habit to feed! I like going out with various ruffians and upstarts, I mean look at my top 12 and you'll see what filth I find on the streets and, like in that well known musical oliver, teach them how to pick a pocket or two and then eat gruel. Or maybe chinese food just to appease Doctor Quincy M.E. I study psychology, I tell random facts, I used to have hobbies but the internet stole them all away! I like meeting new people and dancing to songs with handclaps in them.

My Interests

Paddington bear coats, not dropping a stitch, whispers, letters, polaroids, learning new things, walking in parks, silly voices, silly walks, shadows, owls, feeding ducks and squirrels, dressing up, music, mix cds, plotting, hot chocolate with marshmallows, cradling a hot cup of tea on cold days, kite flying, long lies, rubbing my nose when im tired, festivals, gigs, hearing songs I haven't heard for years, getting goosebumps, large scarves, homemade cakes, talking in french accents, Edinburgh, the west end

I'd like to meet:

The wise, the wonderful, the silly, the quiet, the loud, the daydreamers, the handsome, the pretty, the friendly, those that remember, those that plan. People who can tell secrets and people who can keep them. I want to meet secret identities and people who "what you see is what you get"...

Music:

The music I like always ends up stuck in my head or stuck onto some mix cd I spent far too long making. Here are some of my favourites : the decemberists, bright eyes, the postal service, the shins, death cab for cutie, McCluskey, architecture in helsinki, the arcade fire, we are scientists, the libertines, maxino park, kaiser chiefs, rilo kiley, almighty me, idlewild, modest mouse, muse, peter and the wolf, interpol, (blackened sky) biffy clyro, pulp, the clash, the bluetones, the a forest, jens leckman, camera obscura, lightning bolt, wolf parade, jenny lewis and the watson twins, jonathon rice, ted leo and the pharmicists, tilly and the wall, neutral milk hotel, the dresden dolls, sigur ros, rogue wave, final fantasy, the islands, deerhoof

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, goodbye! lenin, donnie darko, some like it hot, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, clerks, garden state, rocky horror picture show, the usual suspects, fight club, never ending story, a series of unfortunate events (is it sad i wanted to be in his theatre group?), indiana jones, snakes on a plane, little miss sunshine, amelie, alladin,

Television:

robot chicken, the daily show, less than perfect, any ol' rubbish shown on ABC2, without a trace, old inspector gadget, dogtanian, most haunted, scrubs, arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, dead like me