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Angels on the Sideline

Overwhelmed as one would be Placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the one. Born to be

About Me

I'm laid back. I enjoy good movies, books, conversation, food, and interesting people. I've given many speeches and won a number of awards for my popular self-help book series "The Coping Ropes". I'm also planning to take a rental van full of war veterans to the West so that they can see their very first Californian sunset. If you would like details on the trip, are interested in sponsoring, or would like to be included, I may be reached via e-mail at "[email protected]". Those interesed had better hurry. There are only two seats remaining on the van as of 01/10/07. I do not respond to fan-mail from myspace, nor do I accept invitations to join any "groups" related to my work or formed on my behalf. Sorry fans, you know that I love you, but I am a very busy person. Thank you for your time.--Wesley Jackson

My Interests

Fans that are interesed in meeting me personally may pick up applications to attend a book signing at any local bookstore. Do not return your completed application to the bookstore. Simply mail it in to the address near the bottom lefthand corner of the third page. ..

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Tony Jaa, but only under the right circumstances... preferably polishing a statue outside of the animal shelter. This Muay-Thai fighter has a love for large statues and helpless mammals.

Music:

Lots of stuff.

Movies:

The Fountain, Donnie Darko, Everything is Illuminated, Pan's Labyrinth, Batman Begins, Munich, Samurai X: Trust and Betrayal, V for Vendetta, Children of Men, Casino Royale, Fight Club, Garden State, City of God, Memento, The Prestige, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Chumscrubber, Team America World Police, Clerks 2, Borat, Star Wars Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Predator, Terminator 1&2, Buffalo Soldiers, The Thirteenth Warrior, Gladiator. There are plenty more. I like dark comedies, anything that's relatively original, fun, or leaves you thinking.

Television:

Family Guy is dead to me.Freaks and Geeks, Futurama, The Tick, The Office, Robot Chicken, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Stella, Ren and Stimpy, Chappelle's Show, Arrested Development, South Park, The Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, more...

Books:

If it's recommended by a friend, I'll probably read it. If I see something that catches my eye for $1.99 on the shelves at Goodwill, then it's mine. I belong to the DoubleDay Bookclub, which features mostly popular mystery and romance novels. I don't like those, but they sent me a box full of books that I picked out just for joining. That sounded like fun, so I signed up and they are now having their way with my e-mail account. I have a handful of favorites, (The Foundation Trilogy, We, 1984, Brave New World/" Revisited, The Holographic Universe, The Catcher in the Rye). There's a bunch of them on my shelf I want to read. I like Fantasy, Science Fiction, Religion, Politics, some Psychology, some Quantum Physics :O

Heroes:


Supernatural Survey
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Do you believe in ghosts? I don..'t know.
Have you ever seen a ghost? No.
Would you be scared if you saw a ghost? I..'d wrestle it.
Who would you least like to see come back as a ghost? Anton LaVey
Who would you most like to see come back as a ghost? Anyone who could beat Anton.
Do you think psychics are real? Yeah
Which dead person would you like to talk to most? I don..'t talk to their kind.
Have you ever had your fortune told? In bed
Would you ever visit a palm reader? No.
Do you read your horoscope? No.
Has your horoscope ever come true? N/A
Do you have a good luck charm? No.
Do you think we have powers in our brains we havn't unlocked yet? Yeah
Which brain power would you most like to have unlocked? The power to move you-
Do you think there are aliens out there? Probably?
Have you ever been abducted by aliens? No.
Which famous person do you think is most likely to be an alien? Michael Ironside
Do you think crop circles are real? They are pranks.
Do you think aliens will be peaceful for will they attack us? Attack the Hell out of us, but I..'ll be ready.
What color are aliens most likely to be? I..'d like them to be either blue or green.
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My Blog

Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!

By Katharine DeBrechtThis full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy...
Posted by Angels on the Sideline on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:37:00 PST

El Duce's Prayer

"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who has me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung ...
Posted by Angels on the Sideline on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

For those of you who know what I'm talking about."And Shepherds we shall beFor thee, my Lord, for thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy handOur feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.So we shall f...
Posted by Angels on the Sideline on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST

Why atheism does not work-

Once, long ago, there lived a non-believing, evil bastard atheist. With hair parted and glasses shining, he would deliver brutal and biased attacks on his students' lovingly held beliefs... Until one ...
Posted by Angels on the Sideline on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:37:00 PST

Right in Two

"Right In Two"Angels on the sideline,Puzzled and amused.Why did Father give these humans free will?Now they're all confused.Don't these talking monkeys know thatEden has enough to go around?Plenty in ...
Posted by Angels on the Sideline on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST