Rudolphsky Schiffer

I'd like to meet:

(Matt, my next cosplay.
Damn, I want that sweater!)

Male
17 years old
Village of the Hidden
Mist, FLORIDA
United States

Introduction:///
Well, what can I say.... My name is Rudy, but my friends call me Rudolphsky, well basically only Jairo. I love sweets. I am an Independent who votes Republican. I may appear to be quite and moody on the outside, but im laughing on the inside. I go to Barbara Goleman Senior High and hopefully plan to go to UF. I have the Spike/Mugen/Ash Ketchum/Chad look going on. I look high but i'm not....., probably from the low of my sugar rushes. I have a scar on my left hand of my battle with butter, which gave me 2nd degree burns; I was the only victim of Hurricane Wilma. My hobbies include painting, drawing, cosplaying, sleeping for 12 hours, laughing, baking, making anime swords, burning nature, more sleeping, watching TV, building and modifying computers. Here's what I really hate; conformity. Whether it be a prep, a gangster, an emo(preppy,fake goth and with non existing depression,opposite of antisocial), or those other mainstream rockers who are always wearing hoddies, saying they are totally unique when there aren't, always taking glam, so called "artistic" and "unique" photos, or putting on mascara on,automatically calling themselves a rocker because of that, and making a Mohawk with little hair they have. The highlight of a human being is the brain, a brain that allows for the sense of self. Conformity only goes backwards, mass labeling a person to a group, just to feel accepted. I'm just looking for someone to be with that share the same interest of anime, Stephen Colbert, comedy, and academia. My relationship with Stephen Colbert is totally platonic....

Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Village of the Hidden Mist AKA Miami
Body type: 5'11"/Average
Ethnicity: Cuban/Nicaraguan/Russian
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Education: High School
Occupation: Espada

[email protected]
RudolphskyCAW

On Notice:///

Music:///
Hard rock, hardcore, the metals, J-pop, J-rock, industrial, thrash, any rock opposite the mainstream, fad of alternative rock, pop rock, and etc.(except for one song, Kryptonite)
Bands: TM Revolution, Megahertz, D'espairsRay, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000, Antique Cafe, Disturbed, Van Halen, Theatres Des Vampires, Pearl Jam, Black Sabbath, Nine Inch Nails, System of a Down, Dué le Quartz, Hawkwind, Cradle of Faith, Type O Negative, Quiet Riot, Ministry, Mnemic, Slayer, Rammstein, Metallica, Dethklok, Lamb of God, Mudvayne, Thunderstone, Rentrer en Soi, Death, Pantera,Astrovamps, Ozzy Osborn, Exist†trace, Marilyn Manson,The Pillows, Muse, Korn, Suicide Commando, Static X, Fear Factory, Concerto Moon, Drowningpool, High and Mighty Color, Mushroomhead, Dir en Grey, Nightmare, Eve of Destiny, Megadeth, Maximum the Hormone (Death Note, yeh!), Slipknot, Trivium, UVERworld, Aqua Timez, and so on.

Movies:///
Anything non horror, teen comedy, dramatic, or musical. Which include ALL anime movies, 300, The Patriot, The Cable Guy, Rush Hour, Liar Liar, Braveheart, Bullets over Broadway, A Knight's Tale, Transformers, The Big Lebowski,Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Dumb and Dumber, Blazing Saddles, Home Alone, Meet the Parents/Fockers, A Night at the Roxbury,Half-Baked, Big Daddy, The Animal, Star Wars, Bruce All Mighty, Hot Fuzz, Shawn of the Dead, Tellidega Nights, Zoolander, Waterboy, Cecil B. Demented, anything with Jim Carry, the parts of Bewitched where Stephen Colbert was in, Ace Ventura, anything with Will Farrel, Austin Powers, Spiderman, Death Note movies, and so on.

Television:///
Basically all anime: Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Devil May Cry, Dragon Ball Z, Vampire Hunter D, Samurai Champloo, Bleach, Helling, Gungrave, Trigun, Yuyu Hakasho, Inyuasha (most craptacular ending ever),Blood +, Naruto, Rourouni Kenshin, S-cry-ed, Gundams, Samurai 7, Beserk, Basilik, One Piece, Bobo-Bobobo-Bobobobo, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fooly Cooly, and so on.
Non-Anime: The Colbert Report, The Daily Show with Jon Steward, Mad TV, House, Mythbusters, Metalocalypse, Everyone Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, The Drew Carry Show, Mind of Mencia, Survivor Man, The Chappelle Show, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Dirty Jobs, The Deadliest Catch, How its made, Becker, Who's Line is it Anyways?,X-Play, Aqua Team Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Futurama, and so on.

Books:///
Reading's for hippies and broads. The only book worth reading is Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure,

his new book, I AM AMERICAN(AND SO CAN YOU!), which comes out on October 7th and like so many Harry Pothead fans lining up days before to buy and dressing up as characters, I shall wear my suit and wait in anticipation for the release,

and this text from the Holy Bible:
And The Lord said unto Moses,"Go in unto Pharaoh for I have hardened his heart that I may show these my signs before him." And then did Beppo knock over the jar of locusts. And The Lord did cry, "Beppo!!" And Beppo did eat his top-hat in shame.
Exodus 11:1

Heros:///
Of course, my idol Stephen T. Colbert

and his protege....

Professor Jimmy Fingers.
Others include Spike, Zabuza, I guess Jon Stewart (funniest Bush impersonation ever), Tom Delay(The Hammer, The Whip,or as Stephen Colbert calls him The Hammer-Whip), Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon (he was framed), Beppo!!!!, and L-Lawliet.

Groups:///

Survey::///

About me:
Full Name: Rudy Ulysses Rodriguez
Nickname: Rudolphsky, Rude, Rudy Fruity Tabotty "King of all fruits", Moppy
Date of Birth: December 13
Birthplace: Village of the Hidden Mist AKA Miami
Sex: Male
Age: 17
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Current Location: Village Hidden in the Mist AKA Miami
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Christian
Heritage: Cuban/Nicaraguan/Russian
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Sharingan
Height: 5'11"
Body Type: Average
Best Physical Feature: Height
Clothing Style: Animeish Gothic
Piercings: 0
Tattoos: 0
Top 6 Words To Describe Yourself Best: Stoned-looking, Stretch, Moppy, Lazy, Serious, Weird
Favorites:
Music Genre: J-rock
Group/Band: Maximum the Hormone
Artist: Stephen Colbert
Song: Beautiful People
Album: Gauze
Music Video: Whisper of the Beast
Actor: Stephen Colbert and Jim Carry
Actress: Jennifer Aniston
Movie: Ace Ventura : When Nature Calls
TV show: The Colbert Report and Seinfeld
Color: Red
Food: Calzones
Pizza topping: Extra cheese
Ice-Cream Flavor: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream
Drink (alcoholic): For losers who cant have fun without intoxication
Soda: Grape
Store: Newegg.com
Dessert: Chocolate mousse cake
Candy/Snack: Chocolate filled Koala Bears
Fruit/Veggie: Pomegranate
Restaurant/Fast Food: Mario the Baker
Pro Basketball Team: Hate sports
Pro Football Team: Hate sports
Pro Baseball Team: Hate sports
Your:
Goal for this year: Driver's License
Most missed memory: Chassing a female Garaa with Zabuza sword
First thought waking up: Why am I chewing on my hair?
Most stupid remark: "Stephen Colbert is hot..." quoting from some actress, but when I said it someone thought it was disturbing
Greatest ambition: Meet Stephen Colbert
Greatest fear: Dems. in power
Favorite subject: Math
Worst habit: Staying up to 5AM and sleeping for 12 hours
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Conformity and Mainstreaming
Do you have any siblings? Yes
Do you have any pets? Yes
What is you middle name? Ulysses
Are you for or against gay marriage? Damn straight against
Family/Relationship
Mother: Good
Father: Good
Best Friend: Good
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None
Sisters: None
Brothers: Good
Children: Bad
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair Color: Red;terribly attracted to
Eye Color: Any
Height: Chin height
Weight: Not fat
Favorite physical feature: Eye expression
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Video:///
Jesus will survive!!!!

I'm an Asshole

Singing in Korean Remix

Watch this and you die 7 days later....