I love to read because I believe you can't kill your eyesight fast enough. The smartest person I know is my television and I like drinking to the point where your shoes talk to you and there's a button hanging from your neck in an attempt to commit accidental homicide. I'm going to go ahead and be trite and say that music is one of the most important things in my life. I know every person on myspace, from the 11-year-old girls with more cleavage than Carmen Electra to the guys who think it's cool to post pictures of themselves without shirts on (if I wanted to see a guy without his shirt on, I'd watch wrestling), say that music is important, but if you don't listen to music, you're probably deaf or deprived, and I'm probably better than you. It's as simple as that.
Sinead O'Connor, Geraldo Rivera, J-Lo's ass, the Munchkins, the Loch Ness Monster, whoever's perched in the tree outside my bedroom, Tatu, the guy that invented goose-feather pillows, your mom, your dad, your ungrateful children, the purple Telletubbie, a Mets fan, L. Ron Hubbard, and the woman with the telephone .. 867-5309 who has to tell them "No, Jenny is not here, now please go consume a gallon of Drain-O.".. src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"> ..> .. type="text/javascript"> _uacct = "UA-425612-1"; urchinTracker(); ..>
Blink 182, Collective Soul, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Green Day, Boxcar Racer, Panic! at the Disco, Angels and Airwaves, +44, The Spill Canvas, System of a Down, The Starting Line, Foo Fighters, Motion City Soundtrack, Coheed and Cambria, Anything from the "Scrubs" Soundtracks, Something Corporate, My American Heart, Boys Like Girls, Norah Jones, Snow Patrol, 30 Seconds to Mars, Sia, All-American Rejects, Bare Naked Ladies, Pearl Jam, Switchfoot, The Smashing Pumpkins, Brand New, Tonic, Andrew Bird, etc.
The Lord of the Rings trilogy is/are my favorite movie(s) of all time, although that is quite a label to put on just one movie. I'm also a big fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Lost in Translation. I like comedies like Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, and anything by Kevin Smith. Cheesy horror rocks, and nothing is better than stand-up comedy. But if you wanted a movie recommendation, why are you looking at some stranger's profile? I'm probably nothing like you, so find your own movie. And if you want to get in a fight over who likes better movies, I'll punch your face out over "Gigli."
The Daily Show, Scrubs, The Office, Friends (don't judge me), Family Guy, The Simpsons, and just about anything on Comedy Central. (Yes, The Daily Show is listed separately from Comedy Central because it's that great.)
"The Shining", "The Stand", "Lisey's Story", "Catcher in the Rye", all of the "Harry Potter" books, "The Lord of the Rings" Trilogy, "A Prayer for Owen Meany", "Breakfast of Champions", "Slaughterhouse Five", "Lovely Bones", "Ishmael", "Fight Club", "Choke", anything by Dave Barry, "Me Talk Pretty One Day", "The World According to Garp", the list goes on...
Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, John Irving, Kirk Hammett, Jimmy Paige, John Stewart, Zach Braff, Bill Murray, Chuck Palahniuk, Brett Favre, and anyone who found something to change the world for the better.