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Boxxy Brown

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I like to wake up in the morning with the sun warming my shell and a couple of worms. I have the coolest crib ever, but I'll have to leave it soon to hibernate. My days consist of waxing my shell, eating strawberries, and bobbing my head to my own beat. I know you're jealous. »-(¯`v´¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯`v´¯)-«
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My Interests

Typical stuff like burrowing in dirt, eating, and looking cool.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will bring me grubbs and strawberries. If you can't produce the produce don't bother!

Movies:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - I have high aspirations to get back at Dixie for shakin the shit out of me. Just wait, that bitch will get it once I can grow the formula ingredients in my garden!

Television:

The Golden Girls

Heroes:

My Mom!!!!!I think my Dad is a Mutant Turtle, so he's kinda cool. I just wish he'd share his stash of mutant goo!

My Blog

I guess I swing both ways!

I was so misled! Busters real name is Missy "misdemeaner" Elliott! She said she was a he, but I guess the operation isn't complete! Thats right ladies and gentlemen, I'll go either way. Damn I'm sexy!...
Posted by Boxxy Brown on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:12:00 PST

My other friends!

 Thought i'd tell u about my other "friends" (I think I'm way outta their league, but whatever!) Eazy-E came to stay here about 2 months ago. He's young(about 8) and has a pretty shell. Just how ...
Posted by Boxxy Brown on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:45:00 PST

U can never have too many turtles!(they're kinda like ruffles, without the ridges)

My momma already has 4 other box turtles and a tortoise( along w/ the rest of the zoo!). I'm the coolest and cutest, which goes without saying. But now my boyfriend, Eazy-E, has been getting busy with...
Posted by Boxxy Brown on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

I've got a handicapable cousin! Maybe she'll join the crips!

Mom took in another turtle! Her name is Toot and she's only a couple of years old! She's tiny and kinda deformed. Her front toes are growing up, and she's only got one toe on each back foot. And damn,...
Posted by Boxxy Brown on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:15:00 PST

I might be a momma!

Yesterday I layed an egg(just1 so far!) iF NO MORE COME, i'M GOIN' TO THE DOCTOR ON MONDAY-THEY MIGHT HAVE TO INDUCE! MY MOMMA READ THAT I COULD LAY  FERTILE EGGS FOR UP TO 4 YEARS AFTER DOIN' IT...
Posted by Boxxy Brown on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

My Mom got me a boyfriend!

I'm not sure how I feel about it.  His name is Buster.  I think I'll hide in my shell for a while.
Posted by Boxxy Brown on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:32:00 PST