Marty

About Me
Name Marty
Nickname Nicknames are for goons with shitty real names.
Birthday June 3rd
Age 19
Height 6'3''
Hair Color Black, just how I like my men.
Eye Color Green, just how I like my men...what?
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend What the shit is a "besfriend"? This shittie survay kant spel.
Kissed someone who was just your friend Kinda
Been rejected I get my shots blocked in basketball all the time.
Been in love Possibly
Used someone Nope
Cheated on someone Nope
Been cheated on Nope
Done something you regret There was this one time I ordered a Gyro...
Do you ...
Color your hair No
Have tattos No
If so how many Fuck son, I said no.
Have any peircings No
If so how many God dammit, do you have ADD? I said no!
Have a bf/gf Does bf stand for butt fuck? No, I don't have a butt fuck.
Like thunderstorms Hells yes I do.
Ever get off the damn computer ...fuck you survey...
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime Some Bonnie and Clyde shit sounds good right now.
Considered being a hooker Already am.
Coneidered being a pimp Have I "coeidered"? My god, this survey has down syndrome.
Split personalities No, but then again someone with split personalities would lie.
Obsessions LOST
Panic Nope
Anxiety Nope
Depression/Considered suicid Nope
Right now..
Current clothes Yellow American Eagle shirt, Jeans, socks, freeballin'...did I just type that?
Current mood Happy as always.
Current hair Black and messy...just how I like my men (yeah, this one's getting old).
Current music Bob Marley- Redemption Song
Current annoyance My floor is cold at night.
Current perfume/cologne Axe
Current thing you should be doing Your mom...it's about time she came in on this survey.
Current crush Lets see...Chalize Theron is on the cover of an issue of Premiere on my desk. She'll do for now.
Favorite
Drink White Russian and Dr. Pepper (not together, that shit would be gross).
Color Dark Green
Candy Peanut Butter M&M's
Tv Show LOST
Movie There's no way in hell I can possibly answer this question.........Babe.
Place Navy Pier
Person to talk to My Dad
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King Both taste like goat shit .
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend Perfect friend
Root Beer or Dr Pepper The DP
Sunshine or Rain Sunshine
Spring or Fall Fall
Winter or Summer Summer
Vanilla or Chocolate Chocolate, just how I like my men (I swear this is the last time).
Snowboarding or Sking Sledding
Lights on or Off When I'm making woopie? This question needs more detail.
Are you...
Understanding Yep
Open Minded Yep
Bad Tempered Nope
Happy Yep
Attractive I've had sex with myself many times.
Bored Easily Not usually
Sad Never
Unique I am anything that has a "q" in it...except that...and that.
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy I demand for complete perfection and nothing more.
Eyes Let's go with blue.
Hair color I'm not racist against any type of hair.
Long or short hair Medium
Hieght These bitches don't know how to use spell check.
Body Type Like Chyna the wrestler.
Personality Fun and not annoying.
Random
How would you describe yourself A cross between Shaft and Gandhi.
Do you have any Pets? I'm allergic to anything that moves.
Have any syblings? One brother.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Director or screenwriter
Do you wanna get married and have kids? Yep
What is your best physical Trait? 11 inches
What is the best thing about your personality? I don't get mad or sad or anything else that ends in "ad".
What words do you overuse I tend to overuse a word for a few weeks then move onto a new one...I think this week's is "WoooWOOOOOOOOOO".
Whats the most annoying thing about you ...I lied about the 11 inches...
End this survey with a quote I suggest you all watch LOST...that wasn't a quote, but I don't care, just watch the fucking show.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Martin Christopher "the fat chick thriller" Sliva
Birthday: June 3rd
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: A bedroom
Eye Color: Green as the jade tiger.
Hair Color: Black as the quartz tiger.
Height: 6'2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Polish and Irish...two countries that are notorious for alcoholics.
The Shoes You Wore Today: A magic pair of brown Vans that allow me to play in the NBA like in the 2002 Oscar nominated film "Like Mike", staring child prodigy Lil' Bow Wow.
Your Weakness: Kryptonite condoms and bullets to the head.
Your Fears: Things with more than 4 legs, zombies stumbling down the street at night, letting down my family.
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust sausage from Barraco's Pizza in Chicago.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Spill the blood of 99 sinners or figure out what my major will be.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ahahahahah
Thoughts First Waking Up: 1.) Who is this strange man/woman beside me? 2.) Who is that strange man/woman beside him/her? 3.) I wonder if anything new was posted on the LOST message boards?
Your Best Physical Feature: Rock hard abs.
Your Bedtime: 8:30 on weekdays, 9:00 on weekends (my mom lets me stay up and watch Wheel of Fortune).
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi is better than Coke, but Cherry Coke is better than Cherry Pepsi (It's the 8th wonder of the world).
MacDonalds or Burger King: I believe that I stated once before that they both taste like "goat shit".
Single or Group Dates: Group, because they have the chance of ending in gang bangs (I hope my mom never reads this).
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai
Do you Smoke: I would die the instant it touched my asthema destroyed lips.
Do you Swear: Like a drunken sailor in a swearing contest.
Do you Sing: Like a drunken sailor in a singing contest.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, because I want my victims to have the last thing they smell be something nice.
Have you Been in Love: Hmmm....
Do you want to go to College: No, I want to get a job and make a lot of fucking money, but I thought college might be a fun diversion until then.
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: Hells yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in submarines. I'm fine in cars, bikes, buses, boats, airplanes, and intercourse.
Do you think you are Attractive: I dry humped a mirror once...
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: I heart my parents.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Just about as much as I like raining down sulfur.
Do you play an Instrument: Saxamaphone pretty well and guitar/piano piss poorly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I remember vomiting alcohol in our courtyard, but I can't recall drinking it...
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Besides PCP and coke-lines off a dick, not at all.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I went to a restaurant with my mom once.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes I have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Suprisingly no, but I have stared at Terry while he savored his box on many different occasions.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I would like to.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I don't think I've seen a stage in the past month...correction, I saw one stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Possibly on one of my coke binges, but not that I recall.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I took a shower this morning.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: All of your hearts.
Ever been Drunk: Next
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: I kill before they have the chance to.
Ever Shoplifted: I took penny candy when I was 3 and felt pretty bad about it.
How do you want to Die: In the mother fucking apocalypse.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A robot.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Anything that pleases the retna.
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: At least 300, maybe 350.
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 147
Number of CDs I own: None, I steal my music like any good American does.
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret that I spent so much time on this survey.
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