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Barney

Wasting every second of the day

About Me

I recently moved to Portland a little over a year ago to go to school. Guess that wouldn't be recent if it were a year ago huh? My one love in life is photography, my second love is my cat BOSCO. I'm a man who has great respect for himself and I desire a woman who will have these same values. I love motivated women... you need not be rich or successful (who wants that crap anyways?), just a woman who believes in herself and appreciates a man who will stand by her side through thick and thin (translation, when she cheats on him and forgets his birthday). My family originated from Venezuela so I have a very rich cultural background. I am studying Professional Photography and would like to meet someone who found that interesting. I have a strong love for animals and the woman I meet will have to feel the same! no exceptions! I can't so much as raise my voice at little Bosco without feeling horrible, so be nice to me and my kitty and we'll get along great, ok? I am a true romantic. A candlelit dinner of chicken viola followed by a nice stroll is a great idea for a date. I find myself daydreaming of a perfect nite... one filled with myself, a warm and sensual woman, and a nice fire accenting her warm and caring eyes. sound good? I thought so. That way, I wouldnt have to spend a dime on you! Wow! Every cheap mans fantasy date!! Yes, Im being sarcastic. ;) I own my own home in Vancouver across from Portland (Wait a second! I just said I recently MOVED TO PORTLAND! How could I do that if I own my own home in Vancouver? Hahahaha. Ya, Im a student of photography and magically making the payments on my own home in Vancouver....when I supposedly moved to Portland. You following? Good.) I am very proud of that since my family was very poor and had nothing to call their own. Spanish is my second language and I speak it daily to my mother and my cat, haha. (If I grew up speaking it and speak it daily, wouldn't it be my FIRST language and English would be second? Like, um, everyone else with such a 'cultural' background? Why yes, it would. Haha.) I am a hard working man (wouldnt that be hardwroking student) and I feel that women today shouldn't be smoking weed, sitting around making fake profiles on myspace, complaining they don't have a dime to their name while refusing to get a small part time job. $1000 amp anyone? A woman is not something you use and abuse. She is a part of your life that you should cherish and appreciate. I want to have children someday but I warn you! I am no deadbeat man that would demand my wife work and stick our children in daycare. I want a mother who stays at home if that is her choice and works if she should choose too. Kids come FIRST. It is not my future wives responsibility to board me while I smoke weed and fiddle with my little boy toys, complaining about how Im broke all the time and yelling at a woman when I fork over $5 to buy hotdogs on a friday night! It is our responsibility to build a life for one another. with that said I hope you get a little glimpse into what I am about. If you find me interesting enough contact me, if not ¡Recepción al myspace!

My Interests

I like to exercise, ride my bicycle on rainy days, watch the History Channel, eat hotdogs with lots of relish!, and read articles on political figures. Makes you wonder if I even KNOW any political figures huh? You would think I'd mention photography in this box, but why should I mention something thats supposedly my number one passion?

I'd like to meet:

A warm soul with a dream in her heart and a head on her shoulders. Is that the biggest bunch of crap you ever heard? Haha. I thought so too. How about a girl Just like me?????? :)

Music:

Celine Dion, Rob Thomas, Sheryl Crow, Kenny G, Rascal Flatts, Beethoven, Norah Jones, Lauren Hill, Olivia Newton John (because everyone loves her), Blink 182, White Stripes, many more...ALIENS!! Did I mention Aliens? God, I LOVE aliens!!! Way more than Olivia Newton John!!!

Movies:

Too lazy to list them all and put that much effort into a phony ass profile.

Heroes:

People who have come from meager means as myself who have persevered and overcome.