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Crystal Noel

I love David Siler. NOT YOU.

About Me

"Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?"

I'm Crystal. I like bleach... a lot (obviously). I've lived in California my entire life. I prefer living out of a suitcase than staying home.

I love my boyfriend, David. He is a huge part of my life and for some reason he puts up with me on a daily basis.
Disneyland is my second home. I'm one of those crazy annual passholders that go all the time. If Disneyland were a cult, I would be Charles Manson.

I'm vegetarian. I chose this lifestyle when I was 16. I hope to one day acquire the discipline to become vegan. I'm about 75% of the way there.

I'm in love with the city of Los Angeles. I practically live there part time.

My first job was at a Vans boardshop. I can grip a board better than you. Tony Alva is the man. End of story.

I really want a pet ewok. No seriously, I do.

My Interests


- my boyfriend DAVID - my true friends.
- my Sidekick 3.
- Los Angeles.
- San Francisco.
- East Bay.
- Finland.
- the Walt Disney company.
- Disneyland.
- Disney's Haunted Mansion.
- vegans & vegetarians.
- animal rights.
- old Hollywood. classic cinema.
- dancing and acting.
- Dallas Cowboys football.
- makeup artistry.
- M·A·C makeup.
- high fashion.
- vintage style.
- trashy rock'n'roll shops in SF & LA.
- Chanel. Christian Dior. Heatherette. Tarina Tarantino. Tokidoki. Juicy Couture. Patricia Field. Betsey Johnson. Ed Hardy. Harajuku Lovers.
- Swarovski crystals.
- Hello Kitty.
- Barbie.
- art.
- tattoos.
- cupcakes.
- the color pink.
- Rockstar energy drinks.
- VitaminWater.
- serial killers.
- Black Dahlia and JonBenet Ramsey.
- blood & gore.
- piracy and nautical lore.
- the ocean.
- philosophy.
- Nostradamus.
- pinups.
- burlesque.
- the 1950s, and 1980s.
..

I'd like to meet:

anyone that is convinced it's still 1982.
someone I can pay that looks like and will act like Jeff Spicoli all day long.
& of course any Disneyland cast members or APs.

Music:

69 Eyes
AFI
A Kiss Could Be Deadly
Bleeding Through
Blondie
Bon Jovi
Bury Your Dead
Cinderella
the Cure
Cyndi Lauper
The Devil Wears Prada
Dimmu Borgir
The Distillers
Dokken
Dragonforce
Eighteen Visions
Elvis Presley
Etta James
the Faint
Fear Before the March of Flames
Frank Sinatra
Gravy Train
Guns'N'Roses
HIM
Horrorpops
Johnny Cash
KISS
Lady Sovereign
L.A. Guns
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Madonna
Marilyn Manson
Michael Jackson
Mickey Avalon
Motley Crue
Morrissey
Nekromantix
New York Dolls
Nirvana
Norma Jean
Orgy
Peaches
Poison
Prince
the Ramones
Rancid
Ratt
River City Rebels
Sex Pistols
Skid Row
the Smiths
Social Distortion
theSTART
Tegan and Sara
Tesla
Tiger Army
Turbonegro
Twisted Sister
Underoath
Walls of Jericho
Warrant
the Warriors
Whitesnake

" Through music, we can live forever " - Tim Armstrong.

Movies:


horror. classic Universal monster movies. Marilyn Monroe films. the works of Walt Disney, Alfred Hitchcock, Tim Burton, and Vincent Price. silent films. 80s movies.
Alice in Wonderland
Back to the Future trilogy
Bambi
Beach Party
Beetlejuice
Big Fish
Casablanca
Edward Scissorhands
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Gidget
Good Burger
The Goonies
Grease
Hook
How to Marry a Millionaire
House of Wax (1953 original)
Indiana Jones trilogy
Little Miss Sunshine
Lords of Dogtown
The Mighty Ducks (& D2)
The Never-Ending Story
Night of the Living Dead
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Party Monster
Peter Pan (disney animated)
Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy
Psycho
The Sandlot
Saw, Saw II, & Saw III
The Seven Year Itch
Sid & Nancy
Star Wars (all)
Two Heads Are Better Than None
Wayne's World
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (original)

Television:


Blackbeard: Terror at Sea
Criss Angel Mindfreak
The Girls Next Door
Hannah Montana
Miami Ink
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody
Tori & Dean: Inn Love

&& re-runs of: Boy Meets World, Full House, I Love Lucy, The Munsters, The Twilight Zone (original!), and retro Disney shows (original Mickey Mouse Club, Walt Disney Presents, etc.)

Books:


Twain. Barrie. Dickens. Poe.

Heroes:



Walt Disney♥
Marilyn Monroe♥
Kat Von D♥

My Blog

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I really don't have time to answer a lot of messages (comments are usually more effective, unless you feel it's something private) and I get asked a lot of the same questions over and over. I decided ...
Posted by CRYSTAL SIXX on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST