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Hamish

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About Me

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My Interests

any life form or organic phenomenon who comes within a 30 meter proximity of me, geese in mating season, little pebbles (how do they get so tiny?), making people laugh, cry (in joy), pass with and/or desire for super mega global corporations. big brother.

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet david bowie. that man is a natural genius, and he tought me how to love again. i want to meet the guy who invented acid wash jeans. people dont really realise it, but that guy must be worth at least, like, $800, coz he would sell all them jeans and stuff. other then that, i'd like to meet my various gods: my gods: john lennin bob dylan meat loaf buzz aldrin vincent price and so the list continues. anyways, enjoy my myspace, and once you've looked at it, you can feel like you really know me and that we have some stellar understanding of each other. so go now.

Music:

as a firm beliver of musictology, i believe that music is the devine words of our lord krishna, flowing throughout the corporal world that we call earth. it cannot be labelled, just as a tabby cat who dances the polka in the glowing moonlight of night cannot be asked politely to stop dancing, for his magical shoes leave no prints upon the earth, nor his distant meowing any mark within the sun... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

anything with boobs

Television:

refer to above...

Books:

i like the books of dr seuss, as their magic has been turned into at least two films i believe. i await the film 'go dog go', because it gave great courage to me when i was serving as a prison guard to ugandan president Marian Magumbo.

Heroes:

my one true hero is the great Dauphin Ariel Sharif, whos is known throughout the lands as 'the caller of waves', 'the giver of juice', and 'dazzling dan the magic man'. he is the slayer of geese, and giver of hope to all vegans who are put to the stake due to their beliefs and customs.

My Blog

who reads blogs?

upon looking upon the emptiness upon which my myspace exists 'sans' a blog upon which to base itself, i decided i would create one such report so as to further increase that heavenly body known as my ...
Posted by Hamish on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 06:21:00 PST