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About Me


My name is Dan and i'm pretty much awesome.
Music is what keeps my precious soul alive.
I go to Aiken Technical College. My major is Human Services.
I enjoy going to punk rock shows in Atlanta, Columbia, Charlotte, and everywhere else. Live music makes me feel incredible.
My favorite bands to see are Catch 22, Allister, Mad Caddies, MxPx, and Dawn of the Dude!
I love playing Super NES. My favorite game is Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball.
I love going to see the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field. I also watch them on tv every day during the summer. Go Braves!
I have an intense love for sub sandwiches.... Subway, Quizno's, Blimpie, Firehouse, i love em all.
I wanna get me a woman, get me a job, and move to Santa Barbara, CA. That'd be rad
The Bible is bullshit!
http://www.recordnerd.com/lists/Dan1234/
My favorite band is Catch 22
Dawn of the Dude is freaking awesome!
I love the Atlanta Braves!
oh snap, i caught yellow fever

My Interests


Likes


premarital sex
boobies
sluts
punk rawk
smokin reefer
shows
soda
gettin drunk
blow jobs
comedy movies
Uno
drinking Yoohoo
baseball
cd's
being white
music
fast food
sittin on my ass
summer
Cherry Coke
road trips
pornography
measuring my penis
sub sandwiches
the 90's
Dickies shorts
aol instant messager
Super NES
making fun of people
talking on phone
cussing
masturbation
pizza
gangsta rap
abortion
not going to church
pissing in the sink
being lazy

Dislikes

Christianity
people that can't take a fuckin joke
homophobia
political correctness
animal rights
conservatives
uppity people
emo music
diet soda
feminism
naacp
people that get offended
school
waggy people
winter
mtv
Peta
racism
reading
dogs
getting sunburned
brushing my teeth
people that want to control other people's lives
babies
Jesus Christ

I'd like to meet:


a nice girl to play Uno with

Aim - MxPx6703

Music:

I LOVE MUSIC!!!!

Poppunk

Allister
MxPx
Fenix Tx
Alkaline Trio
Mest
Punchline
Whole Wheat Bread
New Found Glory
The Flipsides
Rufio
Rosemont
The Get Go
Patent Pending
Sum 41
The Offspring
Junction 18
The Starting Line
The Ataris
Don't Look Down
Blink 182
The Rydells
Useless Id
Beat Union
Goldfinger
Just R Luck
Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer
Mr. Machine
The Reunion Show
Northstar
Off By One
Never Heard Of It
Green Day
34 Spoons
Sabrina Stewart
Home Grown
Yellowcard
MI6
Audio Karate
The Youth Ahead
Sugarcult
Something Corporate
Pushover
Plus 44
Knockout
Jimmy's Pizza
August Premier
Centerview
American HiFi

Ska
Catch 22
Mad Caddies
Dawn of the Dude
The Flatliners
Mustard Plug
Suburban Legends
Taj Motel Trio
Foxes That Fight
Hub City Stompers
Buck O Nine
Catch It Kebabs
Less Than Jake
Groove Stain
The Know How
Rudy
Manic Sewing Circle
Link 80
Rx Bandits
Andy and the Jivers
Westbound Train
Maladroit Mafia

Punk Rawk
Anti-Flag
Love Equals Death
Civet
Nofx
Rise Against
Real McKenzies
AFI
Suicide Machines
The Fight
Keepin 6
Nicotine
Pitch Black
The Holy Mess
Selby Tigers
Rancid
Authority Zero
Worthless United
Pennywise
The Enemies
Madcap
30 Foot Fall
The Unseen
Zero Down

Indie/Pop/Rock/Other

World Inferno Friendship Society
Voxtrot
The Tiles
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Eisley
The Tossers
Spice Girls
The Hives
The Fratellis
Tom Scott
Gasoline Heart
Vanessa Carlton
Tom Petty
Damiera
Barenaked Ladies
Nelly
Alan Jackson
Billy Talent
Mike Park
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Holiday Parade
P.O.D.
Paul Jackson Jr.
MikenPike
Scarface
Dressy Bessy
Notorious BIG
3 Doors Down
Franz Ferdinand
Eminem
Alien Ant Farm
Steel Train
Geto Boys
Minus The Bear
Graham Colton Band
Alphaville
Stacy Clark
12 Stones
Third Eye Blind
Sense Field

Local Bands

The Maladroit (Columbia, SC)
MiKenPike (Columbia, SC)
Foxes That Fight (Columbia, SC)
Eddie's Cookouts Are Dangerous (Columbia, SC)
Just R Luck (Columbia, SC)
Rosemont (Charleston, SC)
Taj Motel Trio (Atlanta, GA)
Holiday Parade (Atlanta, GA)
50/50 Shot (Atlanta, GA)
Groove Stain (Atlanta, GA)
The Less (Atlanta, GA)
Andy and the Jivers (Charlotte, NC)
Bottle Cap Bandits (Myrtle Beach, SC)
Mr. Machine (Calhoun, GA)
Teenage Wasteland (Asheville, NC)
Dawn of the Dude (Asheville, NC)
Whole Wheat Bread (Jacksonville, FL)
The Know How (Gainesville, FL)

Movies:


Office Space
Billy Madison
Napoleon Dynamite
The Fox and the Hound
American Pie
Eight Days a Week
Very Bad Things
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Saw
Major League
Fever Pitch
Kingpin
Liar Liar
Child's Play
Beavis and Butthead Do America
Clockwork Orange
Happy Gilmore
Going Overboard
Hostel
American Beauty
Clerks 2
Idiocracy

Television:


Atlanta Braves Baseball
South Park
Penn and Teller: Bullshit!
Beavis and Butthead
The Sarah Silverman Program
Everybody Loves Raymond
Friends
Seinfeld
King of Queens
Baseball Tonight
Tom and Jerry
Junkin, with Val and Dave
Family Guy
Becker
Roseanne
Fresh Prince of Bell Air
Scrubs
Doug
Rocko's Modern Life
Salute Your Shorts
Legend of the Hidden Temple

Books:



Heroes:



Allister
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Matt Stone and Trey Parker

Penn and Teller

Sarah Silverman

Ryan Eldred

Scott Murphy

Mike Herrera

Demetri Martin

Barack Obama

Edgar Renteria

Jacqui Valentine

Skip Caray

Greg Maddux

Sabrina Stewart

Henry Cho

Aaron Abraham

Bobby Cox

Satan

Mel Blanc

Zaza Pachulia

Mike Gravel

Corey Delaney Worthington

Kathy Griffin

Mike Wilbon

Allysin Chaynes

Mark Teixeira

Quik Bunny

Will Salazar

Dave Kirchgessner

Matt Skiba

Albert Ellis

George Ouzounian

My Blog

Alkaline Trio show

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Posted by Fuck Jesus on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:03:00 PST

simple mistake or lifetime blunder fuckup???

A judge had accidently posted pornographic material on his website by mistake.http://www. latimes. com/news/local/la-me-kozinski12-2008jun12,0,6220192. storyZOOOOOMGGGG!!!!! Isn't this unacceptable???...
Posted by Fuck Jesus on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:21:00 PST

Yeah, i hate dogs

Now i know that everyfuckingbody else in america has like this hugely sexual attraction for dogs and puppies and shit, but i gotta be honest..........i can't stand em.     No i do not want...
Posted by Fuck Jesus on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:08:00 PST

Left Handed People make me very uncomfortable

Now i believe there is one thing that we can all agree on. Left handed people are an abomination. It makes me very uncomfortable being around these types of people. Now i know that it is their CHOICE ...
Posted by Fuck Jesus on Tue, 20 May 2008 03:34:00 PST

Dawn of the Dude new line up

Ocean GirlBrownies for ParisThumbs Down DayCloud SurfingEarthquakeBritney KaiserSports Bar All StarsMissing In Action   This was one of the oddest shows i have ever been to because this was Dawn ...
Posted by Fuck Jesus on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:07:00 PST

Haunting little children!!!!

    One day i'm at KFC eating some chicken and a black guy comes up to me and says "you white cracka ass cracka boy!!! i'ma fuck you up!!!" and i'm like "why? can't you wait till i'm done ea...
Posted by Fuck Jesus on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:42:00 PST

Dont even think i dont want my mashed potatoes

That's right, i fucking said it. I think it's something that needed to be said for a goddamn long time now. Don't even think i don't want my mashed potatoes. Seriously?? SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY DON'T...
Posted by Fuck Jesus on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:22:00 PST

Whole Wheat Bread was so awesome!!!! Amazing show!!!!!

Holy shit you guys! I just saw one of the best shows i have ever seen!!! I went to Manifest and bought 102 dollars worth of music(after driving down the wrong road!!! why did they name 1 road Bush Riv...
Posted by Fuck Jesus on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

Kris Roe is awesome as shit

So i went to see Kris Roe play acoustic shows. I went to the Columbia, SC and Augusta, GA shows. I wanted to go to the Atlanta show too but goddamn that was just too far away haha. Damn, he was soooo ...
Posted by Fuck Jesus on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:43:00 PST

Cultural Perspective Paper

So in my Ethnicity and Minorities Issues class, we were asked to write a paper on how you see yourself from a cultural perspective. I just thought i'd share.     When I think about who I am ...
Posted by Fuck Jesus on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:34:00 PST