My name is David. I'm a pretty awesome dude; much more awesome than that one random guy who lent you five bucks that one time. I know that guy. He's a loser. I am so much cooler than him. Every time that guy sees me he craps his pants because I'm so awesome. Ask him. Actually, don’t ask him. He’ll deny it. Just take my word for it.
Anyway, I’m a pretty rad person. Like most people, I enjoy music. Unlike most people, I enjoy good music. Seriously, check out the left hand side of my page, you’ll see the names of lots of wicked bands. That’s the kind of music I enjoy. I also like to play music. I find the best way to play music is through the bass guitar (a true mans instrument). I enjoy playing bass at any time of the day. Even during lunch (sometimes after).
I’m a pretty easy going kind of guy. I like most people. If I don’t like you there’s a good chance you’re a total douchebag. If you’re not a douche and I still don’t like you, there’s probably a good reason. Probably something like you refusing to give me money to gamble with or yelling at me for kicking in your letterbox.
Sometimes my time is taken up by things such as work, sleep or a transition between the two. I call the time I’m not doing these things “Spare Timeâ€. In my spare time I enjoy doing many things such as shredding bass, hanging out with my friends, drinking loads of beers, watching TV, playing video games, browsing the internet and painting ceramic kittens, just to name a few.
