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LiLy

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could. Orson Welles

About Me

Mom, friend, girlfriend, aunt, daughter, sister, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, your best dream, your worst nightmare, dysfunctional, diverse, emotionally unavailable and happy to be me!

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

People that can add sanity to my life.....

Music:

No rap, no hip-hop, I can tolerate SOME country.....

Movies:

HORROR! comedies, porn, no chick flicks........

Books:

Anything by Patricia Cornwell.

My Blog

Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse.....

Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse 1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good. 2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms. 3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive. 4. Re...
Posted by LiLy on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

Extreme Redneck

    1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.3. You've bee...
Posted by LiLy on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

True Friendship

True FriendshipAre you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true frie...
Posted by LiLy on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:04:00 PST