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Steve !

NEVER GIVE UP!!!

About Me

Life is good. My life is simple and I like it that way! I have NOTHING too complain about and truthfully I am grateful. I have a clear direction and purpose. My goals for 2007 are to be less selfish, work harder, don't waste so much fuckin money, spend more time with family and friends and travel to far away places. Yee Haw. Im tired of cereal commercials where they show the milk being poured in slow motion, and it splashes off a raspberry. My lucky number is 541,653. I never watch Sesame Street, I already know most of that stuff. Whenever I see a large crowd of people, I always wonder how many of these people have hazelnuts in their intestines. I think tv remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on screen. Sometimes I wear eyeliner, but I will only wear MAC because its water proof. I like to get kicked in the nuts really hard, so if you ever see me out in the street, do it PLEASE!!! I dont like porno movies. They piss me off. First they show a great-looking naked chick who starts playing with herself. And while Im watching, she sort of becomes my girlfriend. And then, suddenly, in walks a guy with a big dick, and he begins fucking my girlfriend. It pisses me off. You have to enjoy life while you can, every second of every day. Every day opportunities await us and we must choose to take risks or play it safe. I always take the risks, life is so much more fun, and nothing is gained without them. I never let my fears stop me. I just want to have fun with my life. I dont take anything seriously. I can find a way to laugh at anything, and I usually do. I will do anything for my friends and family. They are what matters most in my life. I fucking hate traffic. I have friends in very high and very low places. My phone book is full of favors and enemies! I'm a virgo so I'm a handfull and you'll never know what youre gonna get from one day to the next, but at least you will NEVER get bored. Okay, that's it. I gotta go watch my dog take a shit. Thanks for visiting and Stay cool. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------

My Interests

penis puppeteering, seduction, tasteless jokes, great drums tones, tattoos, people watching, my ballsack, pulling hair, scary clowns, learning from other peoples mistakes, being true to myself, friends, comedy clubs, a good night sleep with no nightmares, sushi, family, sunsets, sunrises, laughing, traveling anywhere outside of LA, make up sex, no regrets, making the world a better place, beautiful eyes and lips, cuddling, biting, Vegas trips (but only for 3 days), making out, interior design, self improvement, self destruction, motivated people, mexican food, always trying to be a better person, romance, art, dominance, being in love, living for today, always learning, non-drama chicks (OK... just a little), movies and popcorn, being unreasonable, making people laugh, making people cry, local bands, new socks, chocolate and peanut butter, always remembering tomorrow is not promised, and shaving my pubes! (no particular order)

Music:

too much to list.

Movies:

midget porn and The Julian Bunetta life story set to music. As a bonus if you watch it with his dad, he'll tell you every part that is coming up.

Heroes:

my mom