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Happiness Is A Warm Gun

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About Me

I'm James (the movie:the book). I was formatted to fit your TV screen. I live in Peoria,IL. My AIM is ConvergeHxC666. Soma 350 mg 4 times a day, Methadone 10 mg 3 times a day, Xanax 0.5 mg 3 times a day, Ultram 50 mg 4 times a day, and Ritalin 10 mg 2 times a day Layout courtesy of
MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE

My Interests

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'd like to meet:

Anna Nicole Smith, William S. Burroughs, Jack Parsons, Aleister Crowley, Anton LaVey, Christopher S. Hyatt, Marilyn Manson, Maynard James Keenan, and Jake Gyllenhaal (anyone who knows me knows this too well lol)

Music:

Nirvana, Prince, Brand New, Chiodos, Cinematic Sunrise, The Mars Volta, At The Drive-In, Tool, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, The All American Rejects, Deadsy, A Perfect Circle, Converge, Coalesce, Hopesfall, Panic! At The Disco, Bleeding Through, I Am The Avalanche, Evergreen Terrace, On Broken Wings, Gym Class Heroes, Justin Timberlake (what?), Eminem, The Roots, Poison The Well, Scarlet, Slayer, The Blood Brothers, Neon Blonde, Headwound City, Men, Women & Children, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Propaghandi, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Lovage, Mike Patton, Coheed And Cambria, From First To Last, Kane Hodder, The Melvins, The Dillinger Escape Plan, It Dies Today, Every Time I Die, Boys Night Out, Matchbook Romance, The Smiths, Morrissey, Remembering Never, Blindside, Between The Buried And Me, Taking Back Sunday, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Left Rights, Cursive, The Good Life, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, The Faint, Say Anything, The Pixies, Interpol, Mates of State, Marilyn Manson, Avenged Sevenfold, Fall Out Boy, Senses Fail, Yellowcard, Saosin, Scatter The Ashes, Joy Division, Spitalfield, Norma Jean, The Chariot, Underoath, He Is Legend, Emery, The Starting Line, The Early November, A Thorn For Every Heart, Plain White T's, Today Is The Day, Neurosis, The Black Dahlia Murder, Slipknot, Halifax, Hidden In Plain View, The Bled, Isis, Mudvayne, The Locust, Daughters, HORSE The Band, A Static Lullaby, The Used, AFI, Killswitch Engage, Suicide Note, Sex Positions, A Life Once Lost, Mastadon, Premonitions of War, From A Second Story Window, Reggie & The Full Effect, From Autumn To Ashes, Ed Gein, The Red Chord, Emanuel, Recover, Dashboard Confessional, Straylight Run, White Hot Knife, Refused, Finch, Alkaline Trio, Mewithoutyou, The Fall of Troy, Green Day, Liam Lynch, My Chemical Romance, HIM, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, American Head Charge, System of A Down, Nine Inch Nails, Meshuggah, REM, BLOC Party, The O, Green Day, Fear Before The March of Flames, CKY, Botch, Minus The Bear, The Honarary Title, Acceptence,The Sound of Animals Fighting, Idiot Pilot, Gatsby's American Dream.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Borat (see it or I'll maim you I promise), Snakes On A Mothafuckin Plane (haven't seen it yet just no it will be the greatest film ever lol), Garden State, Brokeback Mountain, Napoleon Dynamite, Donnie Darko, Drugstore Cowboy, Ghost World, The Rules of Attraction, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Prozac Nation, all Quentin Tarintino movies, all Todd Solondz movies, all Gregg Araki movies most of all The Doom Generation, all John Waters movies, all David Lynch movies, Party Monster, House of 1000 Corpses, On-Line, Saved!, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Run Ronnie Run, Paradise Lost I and II, Speed of Life, American History X, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Anchorman, anything with Jake Gyllenhaal in it, Murder By Numbers, Die Mommy Die! Which one of Michael Alig's Club Kids are you?
You are Michael Alig. You are king of the Club Kids. You are the crack-smoking gay party promoter with a penchant for hotpants, red lipstick and Andy Worhol. You created some of the wildest parties this country has ever seen. You had it all.. fame, money,.. men. So what if you helped kill your drug dealer, chopped off his legs, sprinkled him with baking soda, and humped the box you stuffed him in. You're still pretty and you know it!
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Television:

Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, Family Guy, Strangers With Candy, Invader Zim, Kids In The Hall, Da Ali G Show, Mr. Show With Bob And David, Upright Citizens Brigade, The State, Stella, Reno 911, Chapelle's Show, The Office (both), Law And Order:SVU, CSI, Buffy, Angel, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Wild N Out (Hahn!), Scrubs, Crossing Jordan, The Book of Daniel (damn NBC cancelling a great show), Best Week Ever, I Love The 80s, I Love The 90s, The O'Reilly Factor(haha yea right) What character from 'Will & Grace' are you?
You are Karen!

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Books:

Pills A-Go-Go, all Chuck Palahniuk books, The Rules of Attraction, all Anton LaVey's books, all Crowley's books, all William S. Burroughs, all the Disinfo books, the Harry Potter series, Pain Killer, Who Killed Kurt Cobain?, Love And Death, Kurt Cobain Journals, Heavier Than Heaven, all Christopher S. Hyatt's books.. width="284" height="350" ..

Heroes:

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My Blog

No sleep til...

Well here we go again.  All the sacrificial lambs have been slaughtered in your memory.  Karmic debt is still owed in full.  Stick in another quarter live for one more fucking minu...
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST

Yay! and such.

I finally got a doctor to prescbe me benzos a couple of weeks ago. I now get 90 0.5 mg Klonopin a month. I am totally psyched although sadly I kinda took last month's in two days. I'm gonna have my fr...
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:46:00 PST

I Will Miss Some Of You

I will see you guys sometime later lol.
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:54:00 PST

Very Chocolate Easter

Um yesterday was Easter and I went to sleep at like 7 in the morning after being up all the night before.  I ended up waking up at like 3 and my family was at church.  They asked the night&n...
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:39:00 PST

I'm going to see The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower on March 1st

Yay I can't wait.  One more month.  It will be the eternal shiznit.
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:07:00 PST

Xanax is freakin great

I love Xanax and I can't wait to get some on Sunday.  I'm gonna get fuckin crunk as hell.
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:00:00 PST

When you get what you want will you ever want it again

I feel shitty.  My life is alligned right I should be happy but I'm not.  I guess I'm only really happy when I'm high.  And that was true before I even became an addict.  It's not ...
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:14:00 PST

12/10-my birthday

Ok it all started 2 days ago on the 9th the day before my birthday.  I got some Tylox and some Xanax.  I ended up taking it all that night 11 crappy .5 mg Xanax (I wanted at least 1 mg) and ...
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 02:04:00 PST

Eraser

Need You Dream You Find You Taste You Use You Scar You Break You
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:49:00 PST

Philosophy of Illinois part 2

In the bible it says things are wrong and things are right things are required and things are forbidden.  You should only take it literally when it suits your needs.  If there's something in...
Posted by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST