Dave

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: July 15, 1988
Birthplace: Chitown, next to a bottle of wine
Current Location: Chicago, next to two bottles of wine
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Dutch, Irish, French, Native American, Canadian, etc.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Moon Boots
Your Weakness: My Moon Boots, and FOOD!
Your Fears: Giving up on life
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Girlfriend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "You think thats funny, wait till you see my penis!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck this shit.... Then I fall out of bed
Your Best Physical Feature: Definately my well chiseled abs
Your Bedtime: None in existence
Your Most Missed Memory: Ive never been better off than now, so none
Pepsi or Coke: WATER....
MacDonalds or Burger King: Im so sick of being fat....
Single or Group Dates: Single, with occasional group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cofee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: More than anything. Well.... I do one thing more...
Do you Sing: Only when Im naked
Do you Shower Daily: Only when Im singing
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Already making my plans
Do you want to get Married: I plan on it. Anyone who lays me deserves a ring
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, I have no reason not to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: After 20 shots of vodka, anyone is attractive, so no?
Are you a Health Freak: If you count eating at Wendy's alot healthy, then Yes!
Do you get along with your Parents: All the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, but my dog doesnt
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, and yes, the girls DO love it. Just not me....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With my friend to the left
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Thank god no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not at all, and I'll keep it that way
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only when I shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah, the hearts of a thousand women
Ever been Drunk: Not likely
Ever been called a Tease: Very likely
Ever been Beaten up: No, I just lay on the person til they calm down
Ever Shoplifted: Only once on purpose, and that was to feed my starving children. Or just me....
How do you want to Die: I want to die happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A police officer
What country would you most like to Visit: Im right at home here
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde/Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'3-5'7
Weight: Oh it matters. No more than 160.
Best Clothing Style: Normal Human Being Style
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: Millions
Number of Piercings: 17, on my penis only
Number of Tattoos: 1333, on my penis only
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
Be an exotic dancer ? Who isnt, for the right price, that is...
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? I wont even leave a bad tip, what do you think?
Scuba dive ? Not yet
Go rock climbing ? I wouldnt get 5 feet off the ground before quitting
Go spulunking (caving) ? Who am I, fucking Batman?
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Wigger
Bologna ? Wiener
Hott ? Balls
Orange ? Tartar sauce
Real world ? Blows
Fuck ? My Ass and call me a bitch!
Jack ? Johnson sucks dick? John Mayer rocks my world!
Cucumber ? "She made me a cucumber salad...."
Hip-Hop ? Take that doo rag off and act like a fucking human being
Uniform ? School girls
UniCORN ! ? Legend... And how "gay" it was, right Denise?
Rainbow ? ...Gay people suck
Clown ? My Violent J impressions for Denise
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