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About Me


yup, that about sums it up.
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? blood
Beverage (alc) ? rubbing alcohol
Color ? red
Food ? Joe Sherman's lengthy cock
Item of clothing ? hair clip
Meal of the day ? dinner
Feature on yourself ? lips or eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? lips or eyes
Phrase ? Kim " Hold me" Edward Scissorhands " I can't"...okay, i know its not a phrase, fuck off
Song ? licking cream by sevendust
Musical Artist/Band ? sevendust or soundgarden
Sport ? hockey
Movie ? Edwad scissorhands or Julliene Donkeyboy
TV Show ? television is the retarded youger brother of film
Radio Station ? will rock
Type of Chocolate ? dark chocolate...like me
Eye Color ? blue, gray
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes, baby kitties
Smoke ? crack and methamphetamines only
Drink ? on seldom occasion
Have any piercings ? ear and clitorous
Have any tatoos ? yes
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Had sex ? eww
Gone streaking ? yes (steven and matt)
Gone skinny dipping ? yes
Been to Europe ? no
Been to an island ? no
Had stitches ? yes too many
Broken any bones ? yes too many
Been stabbed/shot ? no but ive made it through ressurection cemetary 5 times!
Slept until after 12:00 ? sure
Stayed up all night ? all the time
Danced like a whore ? what can i say? im a total skank
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? i dont remember
Turned down a dare ? once
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? paul or chris
Is the prettiest ? tony
Is the most handsom ? tyler
Is the loudest ? steve
Is the craziest ? me and steve
Is the most shy ? pattyshanks
Is the most loving ? steve or chris
Is the most understanding ? tyler
Is the most boring ? who wants a boring friend?
Is the richest ? kirboods
Is the most athletic ? dan miiler-lech, if your talking about about sports that take place on a couch while smoking pot
Is the most cocky ? me
Is the biggest sex icon ? Ted Golab (right nichols!?)
Is the most wordly/cultured ? ricky
Do you look up to the most ? tony drumwise, ricky otherwise
Do you tell everything to ? chris
Has the best clothes ? kirboods
Has the best house ? gina (food) me(backyard) steve (old school parties)
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? if i was given $16.50
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no
Cheat on someone you love ? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Run away from home ? no
Lie to your parents ? it depends
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? no
Lie to your best friend ? no
Give a homeless person money ? no, they were given the same chance as everyone else
Run from the police ? did tonight
Bungee jump ? yes
Sky dive ? yes
Cross dress ? id be such a hot chick
Be an exotic dancer ? yes
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? yes
Scuba dive ? yes
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? yes
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? how many questions are there on here?
Bologna ? oh my god, theres like ten more!
Hott ? you spelled hot wrong
Orange ? a clockwork orange by anthony burgess
Real world ? stabbing my face with an ice pick
Fuck ? im tired of this
Jack ? off
Cucumber ? not my penis
Hip-Hop ? this is taking forever
Uniform ? moose....yeah, i dont know why either
UniCORN ! ? almost at the end! 2 more left
Rainbow ? um... i dont care...uh fuck i just dont care
Clown ? vulgar by bryan johnston. thank god this is over
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

eating. while looking way...no super pissed, playing drums while looking super... no... ULTRA pissed

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Ricky Tauber, and Stringer Bell.

Music:

sevendust, dead to fall, soundgarden, unearth, the pixies, mindless self indulgence, king crimson, kaki king, underoath, danny elfman, alice in chains, the chariot, cursive, herbie hancock, curtis mayfield, otis day, basically anything that sounds good that is not pop punk.BEFORE YOU TURN THIS SONG OFF JUST LISTEN TO THE RIDICULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL CHORUS. (for those of you who don't know what that is you will notice it when he, the singer, starts singing)

Movies:

any tim burton movie except for planet of the apes, gummo, julien donkeyboy, irreversible, fear and loathing in las vegas, when a stranger calls, the town that dreaded sundown, any werner herzog film, any other film because i loooooooooovve film

Television:

THE WIRE IS THE GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW THAT AMERICA HAS EVER OFFERED TO ITS SIMPLE MINDED CITIZENS.ME AND WEE BEY SMOKE PCP EVERYDAY.

Books:

catcher and the rye, a clockwork orange, machiavelli's the prince, any shakespeare, wuthering heights, many more leave me the fuck alone

Heroes:

to brodi brodus for keepin his corner until the end of his life, to Al Rogalla for wearing hankerchiefs on his head, morgan rose, tim burton, harmony korine, mister thomas fuller,

My Blog

Andrew Sit Song!!!!

https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/asit2/ando.mp3 
Posted by 2 for 1 family affair on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:07:00 PST