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Violets

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I've decided to start writing/illustrating self help coloring books, and lyrics to hip hop songs. I take requests for both of these things.

I'm so happy, I walk around singing all of the songs from The Sound of Music. Sometimes I get crazy and sing them out of order.

S'i' fosse foco, arderei 'l mondo
My life is so darn exciting even I don't bother keeping up.
I don't invest.
I wake up at 3:30-4 a.m. everyday. It's boring then.
Javalina. Jaaaaavaliiiiiiiiiiiina.

My Interests

asses shaped like food - pancakes, apples, oranges, muffins, etc.

I'd like to meet:

A Benefactor. Like Magwitch. Because criminal benefactors are awesome.
People who will call me Master Awesome.
my future...

Music:

Today: Rachel's, Zykos, radiator heating,The Rolling Stones, wind (it's cold out there), The National, Stereolab, Stars, Jay-Z and this stuff, here:

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove, Rushmore, Heathers, Freeway, Magnolia, Can't Buy Me Love, True Romance, most Tim Burton films.

Television:

Invite me over to watch cable television at your house. I will bring alcoholic drinks for you.

Books:

The Awakening, Catch-22, Griffin and Sabine, The Giver

Heroes:

I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light. THIS POSITION IS OPEN: PLEASE EMAIL COVER LETTER AND RESUME.