Crisis

"i got a letter from the government/
the other day
i opened it and read it/
it said they were suckers"

Didn't I say to look at me? Can't you tell what I am? Listen to me very carefully. I am an obese, grotesque, prodigal, greedy, gourmandizing, gluttonous pig . Is this not clear? I am more hog than human. There is room, physical room, for you in my stomach. Do you hear? You see before you a swine. An eating fiend of unlimited capacity.
Bring me meat.

I'd like to meet:

U N P O P U L A R

Sadly, although I have shown an impressive aptitude for a seriously promising career as a social star/scenster/[other synonym for an insecure needy self-conscious kid overcompensating for his/her deficinies or perception thereof by seeking out vacuous and false attention from people too fucked up to even remember said person's name], I regrettably must admit I prefer to keep myself company rather than seek the company of those whose "friendship" represents nothing more than drunkenly shrieking "IiiisISISISssss" and spilling their non-gluten-free beer on me while simultaneously trying to kiss me even though truly, few things could possibly seem less appealing then some drunk makeupsmeared hipster lapping my face with their tongue.

..

But yeah. So. Get smarter, funnier, less retarded, and then seek me out.

Music:

haydn symphonies: no. 96, specifically.

calavera...dragstrip riot...reverend horton heat. pyschobilly,surf, garage

GBH the Adicts X Zero Boys Vice Squad Skeptix blah blah
both Link Wray, and Prince, are important to me. in life.

b a u h a u s. emperor nasum judas priest nile om carcass at the gates

Laurie Anderson.

Rita and the Tiaras. the Zanies. the Zombies. Squeeze
S onic Y outh the CRAMPS public enemy, and rachmoninov.

the Au Pairs. also Otis Redding and well. Johnny Cash. a little band i like to call the rolling stones

"Come Softly to Me"- Ronnie Height

Movies:

It's A Heroin Christmas!

so good Grey Gardens
Band of Outcasts
The Edukators.
Bunny Lake is Missing
Spun
GOZU
Crybaby
Rear Window
Suspiria
Audition

The Bad Seed
Repo Man
The Dark Crystal
Joan of Arc
Do the Right Thing
Rosemary's Baby
Happiness
The Birds
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

Pump up the Volume
Freeway
Sunset Boulevard
Wellcome to the Dollhouse
Mulholland Drive
Serial Mom

Big Trouble in Little China
Masculin/Feminin
The last Unicorn
Rebel w/out a Cause
Bamboozled
Nasferatu
Ma Vie en Rose
A Tale of Two Sisters
Parents

Wet Hot American Summer
The Tenant
The Children's Hour
His Girl Friday
Heathers
Anchorman
Freaks (1920s)
The Great Dictator
Donald in Mathmagic Land (while on Ambien, of course)

Kurusawa, Takashi Miike, Ji-Woon Kim,Hitchcock, Polanski, Preminger, Goddard, and other things i can be relatively snobby about

Television:

colbert report

Books:

"Incarnations of Burned Children". David Foster Wallace Virginia Woolf, Dostoyevsky, Proust (the original "outdated" translations), George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, David Foster Wallace, Jose Saramago, Don Dellilo, Dave Eggers, NIETZSCHE (will to power [571-2, 853], birth of tragedy),Ralph Ellison, Derrida, Judith Butler, Zora Neal Hurston, Hooks, Luce Irigaray, Theodore Roszak, Harry Frankfurt's "On Bullshit", very very old psychology textbooks, "The Corrections" by Jonathan Franzen CURRENTLY READING :A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again- Wallace. Tropic of Cancer- Miller.

Heroes:

honestly, it's a toss up:

theisisexperience

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