Stan Q.

I do not currently own an IPOD. number of published works: 0 i like words... logolotry, if you will. i don't like the universality of the "slapping ass" gesture as a sign of sexual desire. i don't understand why more restaurants don't have live music. i don't understand how with a college education i still have to contemplate the correct spelling of "restaurant." i don't drink coffee from gas stations. i'm pretty sure i've figured out the meaning of life. i wonder if i were double jointed if i would often use my bendy talents to woo crowds. i like to pretend that i speak italian far better than i do. i think about 5% of politicians have any desire to be a politician. i think about 5% of churchgoers have any (apropos) desire to be in church. i very much enjoy watching the manifestation of a broken stereotype. i like the fall... (season and/or book - primarily season). i very much enjoy wearing sweaters with zippers. i have a fear of the number that comes between 8 and 10. i'm very good at trivial pursuit. i've never tamed an animal by whispering, but given the chance, i think i'd fare well. i have a lot to say. i'm a renaissance drinker. i invented the title "renaissance drinker." current number of inventions: 1