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About Me

It's my hope that someday my work will be so striking that looking at it directly will have the same effect as a rabid orangutan perform trepanation on you with a chisel. i'm an artist at eyewitness tattoo and body piercing here in tulsa, and i'm regarded as a workaholic by those who know me personally. i like to study dreams for meaning, riding my hog, and drinking regularly. i miss the west coast less and less every day, i'd only go back on business. this paragraph is supposed to be about me, but i don't relish talking about myself except when i tell stories, so i've had about all i'd like of this.

My Interests

tour cruising, sport shooting, tattooing(as a career), reading, leather working, writing, music appreciation,drinking.

I'd like to meet:

my doppleganger, i have to find them before they find me.

Music:

so cal rock, rockabilly, blues, rasta, classic, techno.
You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
but there's always room for improvement. How Evil Are You?

Movies:

horror, and any well made productions. big anime fan. cowboy bebop rules.

Television:

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Books:

books are actually one of my great interests. world classics, baowulf, sun tzu, confucious, machiavelli, the song of roland.

Heroes:

sir edmond hillary, enkindu the wild, my uncle rich.

My Blog

take a walk

last night (new years eve), i set out on a walk. it begins at 51st and peoria, heading north down brookside. i set out on foot to hit every bar i came to for a beer and a shot. eleven bars and three m...
Posted by Rev on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:26:00 PST

nuclear winter

night after night, cigarettes and whiskey.no radio. no reading light. no music.the kerosine heater poisons the air as it heats the house, casting a flickering projection of the light filtered through ...
Posted by Rev on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:43:00 PST

please read (everyone)

please follow this link to my oldest brother's obituary.http://www.webfh.com/fh/obituaries/obituary.cfm?o_i d=155460&fh_id=10410&s_id=1B7784364A29CBE5D840950021 650045
Posted by Rev on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:45:00 PST

how sad. cheeto.

So, for our entertainment; Jake and I put a "Y" shaped cheeto on ebay. I was thrilled at the stupidity of it all. I mean, really, look it up. Just search for Y SHAPED CHEETO.The crushing defeat came w...
Posted by Rev on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:50:00 PST

timing

last night my heater in my house went out. my dryer died earlier this week. my house is colder than a tomb. i saw a sign promoting a winter wonderland sale at a store on the way to work. i thought ser...
Posted by Rev on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:55:00 PST

the system is broken

so i spent my morning at the courthouse as a witness this morning, for the jerkoff who's been looting my nieghborhood for the last few weeks. he was too stupid and ill advised to realze that he had no...
Posted by Rev on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:01:00 PST

that’s just tacky

remember those velvet paintings from garage sales of panthers or saints or other similar crap? i'm going to try my hand at that.
Posted by Rev on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

live right

so, this morning i woke up late.i woke up at eleven fifteen and realized i had precious little time to make it to work on time. kara was already way later, since she has to be there earlier than i do....
Posted by Rev on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:56:00 PST

collared

many of you are aware that my home was burglarized while i was in south dakota.they were seen in broad daylight.they tried to pawn my mandolin where i bought it and were ID'd.they were caught with my ...
Posted by Rev on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:02:00 PST

talking fish

last night i had a dream that took some time to interpret.i was fishing on the bank of a small lake and my line snagged. i pulled, trying to free it from the branch, but then it pulled back. i realize...
Posted by Rev on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST