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Not unlike almost anyone there is most probably too much that I should care to input here. At a glance: I am a gay guy in my mid-twenties. I am severely spastic. IQ-wise I fluctuate from occupying a range just barely below "genius" levels, I am insanely neurotic, and I am a scorpio-libra cusp (Oct. 25th 1982). What does that mean? It means that you don't want to mess with ANY of this shit! TRUST!
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Though of above average intelligence, I have observed that I tend to let it be easily overcome by my base vices and habits. I do not apply myself well at all. I should exercise, but instead rely upon my unpredictable metabolism and occasional loss of appetite to maintain a height-weight proportion that is manageable. Though I would like to claim that "pilates are really all I do these days since I can do them in my own room without having to worry about gorgeous people from the gym looking (or not looking) at me", I have observed that I currently engage in the least amount of physical activity since I began walking. I do, however, find myself to be rather maneuverable, and enjoy navigating crowds much in the same manner in which I drive my 2001 Yellow VW Beetle.
I'm an excellent drunk driver and have nothing against people who use drugs for recreation. Though a RENOWNED hypocrite, I feel that I shouldn't take umbrage against such crowds, as I have - on occasion - partaken in such sordid activities myself. Of course, if one cannot function in one's life due to one's own recreational activities then one feels one must insist upon distance oneself, or one might fall prey to yet another vice.
Academia? Long story -short. I went to a Magnet Program in high school and learned a lot and was full of myself. I graduated one day and immediately went to UT - Austin. I started to burn out despite my vast wealth of trivia knowledge (which now included several subjects more at intro. levels), and learned to drink and stay out all night. A [so far, "the only"] boyfriend came and went over 8 months, subsequently leading to the discovery of the healing properties of ABBA. I had made a lot of girl friends in the dorms, and upon moving off-campus, somehow dropped them for a fresh, new batch of my first gay friends. YAY! Enter: 4th Street gay bars and CIRCUIT PARTIES!
I live in Houston due to UT finally getting sick of me and handing me an academic dismissal. Though it was my dream to return to Austin, I have come to accept that I cannot move there...at least, not just yet. In the interim I have taken several basic course requirements for any degree at San Jacinto Community College near my home. In addition, I have been employed in the Museum Membership Department of the world-renowned Museum of Fine Arts, Houston. I enjoy working there, and I enjoy the people I work with immensely. I'm relieved that my job represents excellent résumé padding to use towards a higher-paying desk job in the future, despite the nonprofit-sized paychecks that part-time employees get. My two bosses and a former are the femmes of my Top 8.
I turn over new leaves often, but I tear right through them. About the astrological signs: I exhibit signs of every trait that the little zodiac sign magnet I bought from some gay store for my minifridge claims that I am: volatile, obsessive, suspicious (but more cautious), moody, shrewd (rarely, but never absolutely), demanding and jealous (not as badly as I was before, but I never notice until it is too late), brooding, compulsive, intense, overbearing (in that annoying way), hot-tempered (mainly with my father), cunning (I try), lustful (really, I personify each of the seven deadly sins better than the Homunculi from Full Metal Alchemist), impenetrable (apparently not), and secretive. Feel free to close this window now and forget you ever saw me.
I am a young, gay democrat in Texas. I admit this. East Coast democrats would consider me a conservative, but here I am a FLAMING liberal. I live with my father, who is a bigot, is stubborn as I am, and is a steadfast Republican (who amazingly still loves and accepts me as his gay son). I also admit that I sometimes hate this country, though not any more than I would hate any general country - I dislike all people equally until someone tips the balance in stupidity or intelligence. I live here and was born here; I don't have to love it. Should you suggest I leave, please first consider this: Would you demand a Chinaman leave China for hating his country? How preposterous! Complaining and running away aren't the answer (despite the degree to which I practice both!). America is nothing but a bunch of big ideals and stories and people dying. The man who wrote our national anthem clearly knew what he was doing in deliberately setting the word "free" to a note so high no one could reach it.
Finally, my borrowed thoughts on Heaven:It is a massive city overgrown with flowering weeds. On every corner there is a wrecking crew demolishing the unchanging; something new and crooked being erected catty-cornered to that. Windows are missing in every edifice like broken teeth. There are fierce gusts of gritty wind, and a gray high sky full of ravens (the prophet birds). There are piles of trash, but lapidary - like rubies and obsidian, and diamond-colored streamers in the wind...And voting booths. Everyone is dressed straight out of the spreads of Vogue and GQ, with red corsages - going to the big dance palaces full of music and lights. There's racial impurity, gender confusion, and liberty above both and all. Race, religion, and history are finally overcome...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jarrett Willis Ivey
Birthday: October 25, 1982 6:04 a.m.
Birthplace: Houston, TX
Current Location: Laporte, TX
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 1/2 Spanish-German, 1/2 Anglo-American mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gray New Balance Classics
Your Weakness: Temptation
Your Fears: Reality
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme sans mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: An academic degree, at least.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Oh God. What time is it, and when do I have to leave?"
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile. I've been told other things, though...
Your Bedtime: 9 p.m. - 3 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Knowing my Self (not self).
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Either, rarely.
Single or Group Dates: Skip the date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either, though I rarely drink tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: That depends on the vice in question.
Do you Swear: Regularly.
Do you Sing: To keep myself entertained and happy, yes.
Do you Shower Daily: I try to!
Have you Been in Love: I thought so, but, in retrospect, I am not so sure.
Do you want to go to College: I have already. I still attend.
Do you want to get Married: Not really. Not now, at least.
Do you belive in yourself: I can, depending on the circumstances.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but I black out when I get up too fast.
Do you think you are Attractive: I do. Its gradeable and relative.
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I knwo how to be healthy.
Do you get along with your Parents: I do, but screaming helps keep the love going!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, though I prefer gray, windy weather.
Do you play an Instrument: I have. The Horn (French Horn) and Mellophone.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. I used to be an alcoholic. I miss it :)
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes! Not cancer sticks, though.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Take a look at me - a reeeeaal goood look at me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nyet.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nyet. I need to. My sunglasses broke...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Negative.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Newp.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes. My contacts almost came out too.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, though I should have.
Ever been Drunk: I was once drunk for two years!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, but then I put out!
Ever been Beaten up: No, though I can't fight very well.
Ever Shoplifted: Nah. I have too much pride.
How do you want to Die: As a martyr for all to witness and lament over.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stable.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like Green and Brown the most.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark. Blondes rarely do it for me.
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 5'8" to 6'6"
Weight: This depends on the build. 150 lbs to 230 lbs, I guess.
Best Clothing Style: Men's clothing. Good hygeine! At least those two.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 348973982469817354
Number of CDs I own: CDs: 50 - 100; MP3s: 723
Number of Piercings: Previously 2 ear cartilage piercings.
Number of Tattoos: Two ankle wings.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Most things. :/
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