MeatNormous

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like To Meet...and i'm not kidding ...The Burger King...His stoIc Confidence In His Burgerness Is Something To Behold...He Is Always There When You Seem To Need Him Most, In Ur Bed Right Beside You When You Wake Up...There To Catch The Lateral And Score The Game Winning Touch Down...SomeTimes A Roadside Companion When You're Lost..Or Just There To Share His MeatNormous With A Fellow Lumberjack...(in the Most Hetero Way Possible)...You May See Him As Just A Mascot For A chain Burger Joint..Just a Man..In a Coustume Head and Pansy Yellow Stockings.. But I see Him aS A Symbol of Where You Can Get A Good Burger...at A Decent Price (outside of NYC)..And now...as if he couldn't get any more grand..he's found a Way To Enlarge HimsElf To Kong-Sized Proportions...A Symbol Of American Pride in Our Ever Deteriorating Country Where Goodwill And Morality are Fleeting Notions of The Past....Thank You oh King Of Burgers...For Giving Me a Reason To Live and A Reason To be...I guess What i'M Really Saying is... King..You Are the Wind Beneath My Artery Clogged Wings... 1 Love ..Your Friend to the End.. MeatnormousMusic Video: SHOULDER LEAN (by Young Dro)

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Music:

Hey Music Lovers of the World...I Introduce you to My World Of Music...Some of It You May Be Familiar With Some You May Not..All go Under the Category of Being EarDelicious...This list is Composed not Of Bands I Heard Once or Twice But of Bands That Are the Soundtrack of My Life... F.U means What it Means...I don't Care What you Think...I Like It..Enjoy..12 Stones..2pac..50 Cent..D12..Adema..A F I..Alien Ant Farm..**A PERFECT CIRCLE** At The Drive In..AC/DC..Aventura**AUDIOSLAVE**Avril Lavigne (yea...F.U)..Bach..Beethoven..Bent..Beck..Big Pun..Black Eyed Peas..Black Rob..Bubba Sparxx (where'd he go?)..Billy Idol..Bone Thugs and Harmony..Bon Jovi..Brandenburg..Boy Hits Cars..Breaking Point..Brand New**Breaking Benjamin**Bruce Springstein..BsB (f.u) **Busta Rhymes** B.T..Chevelle..Chopin..Coal Chamber..Cold..**ColdPlay** Common..Nikki Costa..The Cranberries..Creed..Crossbreed.. the Calling.. Crystal Method.. Daft Punk..the Darkness..Drowning Pool..Dilated Peoples..Depeche Mode.. **DMX**Dave Mathews Band**Dr. Dre**DISTURBED**Earth Wind & Fire..Elbow.. **Eminem**Enya.. Evanessence..Enchant..Falconer..Fuel..Fear Factory..**Finger Eleven** Foo Fighters..G Love & Special Sauce..Gate Crashers..Godsmack..Gorillaz..Guns And Roses..Green Day..Groove Armada..**HOT CHILLI PEPPERS**Ill Nino..Incubus..Iced Earth..Jadakiss.. Jay-Z..Jett..Jimmy Eat World..Jimmy Hendricks..Justin Timberlake (F.U)..**KILLSWITCH ENGAGE**Kanye West (Hates Bush People)..K.O.K..(old)Korn..Kool and the Gang..(old) Limp Bizkit..LL Cool J..Linkin Park..Ludacris..Marylin Manson..Bob Marley..Maroon 5..**MARS VOLTA** Metallica..Method Man..**Micheal Jackson**.. Moby.. M.O.P.. **MUDVAYNE**..Nelly..N.E.R.D..Nickleback..Nirvana..Nine Inch Nails..Nora Jones..No Doubt..Notorious B.I.G..NsynC(F.U)..the Offspring..**OUTKAST** Ozomalti..Ozzy..Puff Daddy(Not Diddy..not P. Diddy..not Puff Diddlesworth... just the one who started it all)..Palo Alto..Parliment Funk..Pearl Jam..The Police..Revis..**SEETHER**Saliva.. Sevendust..Stone Sour..**SLIPKNOT**...I'M NOT FINISHED..I JUST HAVE SOME MORE RECORDS TO GO THROUGH FOR A MORE COMPLETE LIST..

Movies:

OK..i'll Try Not to Write Soo Much Here....i Have A tendecy To umm...Write or say What i'm Thinking...(which is not always In my Best Interest)...Movies.. Well...Let Me Preface This by Saying, My Idea of A good Movie Is Usually One that Captivates me, (sometimes) Enlightens Me, And mOst of all Entertains me..That Being Said... **Seven**..Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back..Clerks.. **DAWN OF THE DEAD**..The Eye..Black Hawk Down..Snatch..The 40 Year Old Virgin..The Matrix..Goonies..The Never Ending Story 1,2 & 3..Boondock Saints..**Reseviour Dogs**..Pootie Tang (F.U..Pootie too good)..Signs..**Requiem for A Dream**..Night Of the Living Dead.. **Resident Evil**..The Last Samauri..Wedding Crashers..Blade 1,2 & 3..The Usual Suspects..**War Of The Worlds**..Bad Boys 1 & 2..Lock Stock And 2 Smoking Barrels..Lord Of the Rings Trilogy..The Transporter 1 & 2.. **X-Men 2**..Any Given Sunday..Identity..The Bourne Identity..Dogma..The Bourne Supremacy..Rush Hour 1 & 2..**The Nightmare Before Christmas**..Batman..Collateral..**Batman Begins**..Kill Bill.. **PULP FICTION**..Old School..Zoolander..**ANCHORMAN**..Mystic River..Constantine..Star Wars Saga..i'll Be Back To Finish Soon...Actually..i don't need to tell you every mOvie i Have Enjoyed oVer the Years..What I will Do As A Public Service is giVe a Review Of the Most Recent Movie I've seen.. It'll Give you A Chance to Do What i Do When Critics Tell me What To Think.. A. Consider What They Have to Say and Respect thier oPinons Because i Realize We are Not All The SAme and We Have Different Opinions and Different Tastes...or B. slap Em in The Face With A glove..and Challenge Them To A duel...Don't See Siskel Around Anymore Do you?...Yea ..They Say It Was Cancer...

Television:

Ok so..In this Selected Area i Have Been Pursuaded By the Gods Of Myspace to Write About T.v...But I'm really Not that Much Of A T.V head, However Late night Television beckons me....And without cable...it's pretty much alls i got... I'll catch some Leno, but pretty much passing the time until Jimmy Kimmel on ABC who has really blossomed from a blundering, drunken mess of a host at the beginning of his show to a blundering Drunken organized Juggie loving Bastard who now actually has some timing to his jokes and has actually developed the means to a decent interview....Dare i say it....has become the king of late night..With funny sketches, At least B list celeb guests, Jimmy's on Air Family and parking Lot attendent Guillermo the show has morphed from unwatchable to....something to do at 12:07am...Conan's still good for a laugh or two...but for someone who has been watching cony since the beginning....the jokes are getting alil old..and the physical comedy only has a repetition laugh life of about 8 years...and i'm about done laughing at the string dance...Monologues....eh...were way better a couple years ago which i don't understand because the topics are even more ridiculous these days...Cone Zones only redeeming factor is he's still the best interviewer of late night with the English dude on channel 2's Late Late show being a distant second....I dunno....Cone Zee's just kinda ran outta steam...i just hope they're saving the good stuff for thier move into Leno's slot....soo...only 3 more years of crap...

Books:

Books are What?...Whatever Theres A moVie Of I'm Sure was Derived From A Much Longer Time Consuming Book...I Much Rather Cram 400 Pages of Explanation of the Ship Sinking iNto less than 30 Minutes of IceBurg Crashing Visual Effects...I Mean seriously...ok..fine..you wanna Believe books are "soo Much Better" Than the Movie....Anyone Afraid Of the Book Jaws?...Scared to Go in The Water After that Riveting read...?..Of course not..you Waited the 30 Minutes cuz you just Ate A Stuffed Clam and "bombs Away"..You Jumped Right In..You didn't Even Bring A Life Jacket.....After The Movie..You couldn't Even Take A Bath..Could you?..Could You?..There was no Soundtrack To The Book..now Ur Scared Of String Quartets...

Heroes:

So..My Message here got deleted by some Random act of InterNet Rapscallions...But In A nutshell...this Box was Reserved for My Only Hero In life My Friend Mee Mee...I hOnestly ThiNk About everything We've BeEn ThrouGh anD Where We Came From..Two Polar Opposites Not Looking For Anything More Than Mutual Friendship to Falling Madly Inlove with Each Other.. I Owe Everything I Know About Love and Patience tO You....I Know You Think Us Seperating Will Be The End Of Our FriendShip...But If We Continue to Keep opeN Minds Our Hearts Will Never Close On Each Other.. I Miss You Madly...ThanK you For Being IN My Life ...KW & ET 4.2 - 10.2 Eternally Grateful