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Jono

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About Me



Well, name's Jono, and I live in a quaint little northern village called York. We don't have electricity up here in northern England, i'm currently writing this on my steam powered Laptop. I say laptop, its the size of a small family car... whatever one of those is. We've only recently discovered fire, which is just as well because I've just gone through my last pair of socks. I'm gonna have to cut this paragraph short as i'm hungry and I've gotta fashion a crude weapon out of this piece of flint, this tree branch, and this hemp rope before the mammoth herd fecks off for the week.

I spend the majority of my time listening to and writing music. When i'm not doing that, I'm creating some random digital art for my gallery . If i'm not doing either of those, then chances are, I'm on a random mission with Dave.

Beer is good

My Interests

Music (Writing/Listening) Guitar, Photography, Ice Hockey, Skating

I'd like to meet:

Phil Jupitus, Ross Noble, Lee Evans, Dave Grohl, Matt Bellamy

Music:

Muse, Thornley, Queen, Jeff Buckley, Incubus, Bob Marley

Movies:

Terminator, Predator, Aliens, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Monsters INC., The Rock, Con Air, Black Hawk Down, Top Gun... basically that kinda film.

Television:

The Simpsons, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl

Heroes:

Matt Bellamy, Tom Morello

My Blog

I'm going to take over the world...

...and I shall use iTunes!As soon as I plug my iPod in to recharge, up pops good old reliable iTunes to greatly comlicate the smooth running of my laptop. This time, however, it's telling me that vers...
Posted by Jono on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...

...Today is just Wednesday, How about you?When someone "Paints the Town Red", its really not supposed to be taken literally. Red heart-shaped... well.. everything adorns pretty much all of downtown Yo...
Posted by Jono on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:54:00 PST

You can lead a horse to water...

...But it'll still stink Morning all, I do believe its time to take a full-on assault on the music industry, and why not - I've slated the general public already, there's not that many more people I c...
Posted by Jono on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:20:00 PST

Just because you're not paranoid...

...Doesn't mean they're not out to get you! Screw pleasantries, If I don't get this rant out I'll probably get some kinda rage-related internal dilation and plaster the walls with my very valued, yet ...
Posted by Jono on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:47:00 PST

In This World Gone Mad...

...We won't spank the Monkey, the Monkey will spank us! Its amazing, I've actually had an uneventful week. Nothing has happened! Probably due to me getting back into the routine of waking up at the cr...
Posted by Jono on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:26:00 PST

Good Morning Starshine...

...The Earth Says Hello!! Okie dokie, lets pick up where we left off. So we arrived back at Dave's after camping, and he very kindly donated some dry clothes to me for the remainder of the day. That's...
Posted by Jono on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST

Everybody Be Cool...

...This is a robbery!!(Complimentary Tarantino quote for this blog) I was sleeping soundly and rather happily on Saturday morning, only to be suddenly awoken by the soprano wailings of Mr. Matthew Bel...
Posted by Jono on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:09:00 PST

Lions and Tigers and Bears...

...Hell yeah!!I must admit, this week was nothing short of stellar. Starting out where the last post left off, the remainder of the Saturday was spent at Amy's barbecue. It was a typically British aff...
Posted by Jono on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:24:00 PST

Whats that Lassie?!...

...Little Timmy's fallen down the well?! Bollocks to him I say, it was clearly signposted! Well, week one of Jono's parent-less holiday has gone down without a hitch! (Aside from forgetting to put the...
Posted by Jono on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:09:00 PST

Jono's Blog...

...Supplemental. Stardate, ... umm... August I guess. Well, there's not really much to report on seen as I've reached the very dregs of my wallet and had to live a very cheeky existence of sponging fr...
Posted by Jono on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:28:00 PST