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Samwaaaaa!

Customer service for fun and profit.

About Me

Heya there folks, just updatin' my "About Me" section cause I wanna be a true myspace whore.
I like to think of myself as a friendly guy. I joke a lot, but that doesn't mean I can't be serious. I like helping other people with their problems, but I'm not very good at talking about mine. They say there are two types of people: those who start out trusting everyone and continue to do so unless someone breaks their trust, and those who start out trusting no one and make every person earn it. What can I say, I'm the latter.
Currently I'm a bit of a Circuit City slave and work around 40 hours a week with irregular weekends. My computer useage to real life ratio is getting pretty bad, so I appreciate anyone who calls me with a plan. Overall I'd say my main life priority is being happy. Can't say I always do a good job of it, but at least I try. I don't really dream about having lots of money, or going on wild adventures. Thats not to say that I don't want to, but that I don't really focus on the future. I'm a very day to day person, and have a hard time seeing the long term benefits (and consecuences) of my day to day actions.
I hate to wait, but love surprises. I'm a closet emo kid (shh). I love music. If there's a song I like I'll often play it 20-50 times in a row. I hate people that think their favorite music is better that anyone elses. I love small gestures of kindness. For me, its always the thought that counts. Spiders scare me. Other than that, I love bugs. I want a pet. I miss feeling cared for.
I have an odd sense of humor. I think mocking religion is funny, but have no dislike for religious beliefs. Sad things make me cry like a baby. Funny things make me giggle like schoolgirl. I dislike moustashes. I hate school. I regret too much. It's hard to get me angry. I like summer. I love water. I've been to six different therapists since 7th grade. Beat that! I think zombies are probably the best monsters in the world. I used to play trading card games and still would if I knew enough people that played. I get lonely at night. I like to walk in the rain. And lastly, I doubt anyone will read this far.

My Interests

Having fun, living life, and being happy. And of course videogames.

I'd like to meet:

I dunno, at this point I could go for anyone who's friendly enough. The JC fails at meeting people.

Music:

Woo, its time to go alphabetical style!

A Perfect Circle,
Aqua,
The Avalanches (technically just one song),
B 52's,
Beck,
Big City Rock,
Black Eyed Peas (they have catchy singles),
Blink 182,
Buckethead
Cake,
Chemical Brothers,
Chevelle,
Chumbawamba,
Dio,
Disturbed,
Dr. Dre,
DZK,
Eminem (no comment),
Evanessence (in moderation),
Eve 6,
The Faint,
Good Charlotte (ultimate poser band),
Gorillaz,
Green Day,
Jack Johnson
The Killers,
Korn,
Linkin Park,
Ludacris,
Michael Jackson,
Modest Mouse,
O-Zone,
The Offspring,
P.O.D,
Papa Roach,
Powerman 5000,
Queen,
R.E.M,
Rage Against The Machine,
Rammstein,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Smash Mouth,
Staind,
Stone Sour,
Sublime,
Sum 41,
System Of A Down,
Tech N9ne
Tenacious D,
Third Eye Blind,
Tool,
Weird Al Yankovic,
White Stripes

Movies:

Lord of the Rings trillogy,
Airplane,
Pirates of the Carribean
Identity
Boondock Saints
Fight Club,
Shaun of the Dead,
Fargo,
Pulp Fiction,
Memento,
The Big Lebowski,
LA Confidential
Batman Begins
Requiem For A Dream
Million Dollar Baby
Mystic River
Dawn of the Dead
Plenty more I can't think of. In other news, here are some peoms written for me.
Heres one Nicole wrote for me in about 1 min. Her talents have no limits!
let's hear it for the stud,
who can make gold out of mud,
who makes me smile everyday,
and charms until he gets his way,
he is my hotness,
my hostess with the mostest,
he's got a cute hiny,
and his mind isn't so tiny.
And for something more, heres one Emily wrote for me as well.
Sammy smee that's just me, I roll that way just like I did today, I have woman troubles but I solve them by using bubbles, to woe my ladies so they'll sit in my Mercedes. I am a pimp dizzle- for shizzle- peace out, I'm sam!

Television:

4 8 15 16 23 42

That is all.

Books:

Wooo way too many to list... The Dark Tower and Dragon Lance are two great book series that everyone should have to read though. Pretty much you can't go wrong with anything by Stephen King.

Heroes:

Ok, obviously my number one hero is my imaginary friend, Heidi Von Piscataway. Without her guidance and support, I would never be the man that I am today.

My Blog

I moved out!

Yep, I finally got my shit together and moved out of my parents house.  I'm living in Quail Run Apartments, which is a low income apartment complex off of Santa Rosa ave.  And by low income,...
Posted by Samwise on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:52:00 PST

People

1. Although I may not always agree with your philosophy on life, I think your heart is in the right place.  Hanging out with you is always fun, and maybe some day you'll decide what to do with yo...
Posted by Samwise on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST

Crazy people at work

12-19-06Yeah, I think the one thing that makes working customer service worthwhile is that I get to meet lots of crazy people.  So far I've had two people threaten to call the cops on me, and ton...
Posted by Samwise on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

I made a quiz! Wahoo!

As seen on my hit bulletin of the same name, I made a quiz.  And yes, if anyone gets it all right I'll give them a dollar* Take My Quiz- on -QuizYourFriends.com! *offer excludes people who live...
Posted by Samwise on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:10:00 PST

System of a Down Concert

Yep, as the title sort of says, I went to see SoaD at the Oakland Arena last night with Nicole.  Aside from me having a spazz moment when I though we were lost, everything wen't great.  I'd ...
Posted by Samwise on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 02:01:00 PST

I love lame jokes

Alrighty, I like jokes because they make me feel warm and tingly inside.  So on that note, here are some of my favorites.  *Warning, jokes make be painfully lame* Why did the elephant wear...
Posted by Samwise on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 12:58:00 PST

Feeling crappy

    Yeah, lately I've just been feeling like a bad person more than ever.  All these people that I've known for a while are going (or have gone) off to college and I've hardly seen...
Posted by Samwise on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 10:15:00 PST

Its what you've all been waiting for! A survey to fill out!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by Samwise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Movies

So I just got finished watching two movies, memento and se7en.  I'm not usually a big movie watcher, but these were both unique.  Memento was awsome and had a great ending that made everythi...
Posted by Samwise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So answer me this...

    What is it supposed to mean if someone says that hanging out with you is addictive?  Is that even a good thing?  I guess it's good but it's not normally the word I'd use t...
Posted by Samwise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST