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Joey

I'm a rockin bastard from the south!

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 I play bass... I can cook chinese food in a wok.. If only I had one. I was a ballet major in college before I decided to rock out with the cock out. I was once a speaker at churches, and have read the bible 14 times, but yet I am the king of heathens.. well maybe not that bad ;) I love studying other religions and philosophies. I'm very smart, but my brain goes in all directions. I'm right and left handed. I'm very opinionated, but I love to learn I'm wrong. I have VERY few people in my life that I'm close to, and I'm rarely able to spend any time with them. I have alot of friends, and I wish I could be close to all of them, but time only allows you to spend very few hours truly getting to know the people around you. If my body didn't require sleep, I would never do it. Nothing is like being on stage, not even sex. It's the reason I was created, and I'm really just starting to learn who I am when I perform, and how to really let loose. I just gotta remember to play the right notes when I do! 8^).
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Linguistic Profile:


50% General American English
25% Dixie
20% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

My Interests

Jennifer. I like me some Jennifer. I want to bite her face. yums.... Check her out, she's a cutie. I like coffee.... ALOT of coffee. I drink about 2 pots a day. Brazilians grow the best coffee. I love cats, especially my cats, Lillith and Booger. I drink way too much alchohol, but only on the weekends. I'm a big flirt. Girls are evil, but I like the way they feel ;) !! I am an entertainer at all times. I never sleep. NEVER. I love girls with good smiles. Teeth are important.

I'd like to meet:

My oldest brother Peyton, and my cousins Zoey and Tanya from California.

Music:

I was inspired by Cliff Burton first and foremost to play the bass. I started when I was 8. Been playing for 16 years and sound like I've been playing for 4. I was inspired by Metallica, Guns N Roses, Megadeth, Type O Negative, Nirvana, Foo Fighters (favorite band ever), Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Motley Crue, and many other various rockers I will think of later. My dad trained me to play blues with him until at age 11 a bunch of seniors in high school recuited me to play in their band. I then discovered the wonderful world marijuana...... whew! couple that with the occasional acid and speed, and I was the craziest 11 year old on bass you ever saw! Now the only thing I do is drink, and smoke when I drink. Anything else and I couldn't function! I have played for Jeremy Lister, Brian Fuente, and Jason Turner, and now Full Moon Circus. Make sure to check em out in my friends list!

Movies:

Comedy movies are the best. Next is the big epic ones, like braveheart, or gladiator. Then comes the puzzle movies that make u think 'what the fuck??'

Television:

The simpsons is hands-down the best t.v. show ever. Gotta love family guy and robot chicken.

Heroes:

Cliff Burton, and Dave Grohl