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Lylas

About Me

4 1/2 Super Cool Chicks + 3 Sorta-Sometimes-Cool Guys that don't really want to be in this band + A complete arsenal of toe-tapping hits = The HOTTEST THING SWEEPING THE NATION!!!
You can check out Lylas on their 3rd WORLD TOUR in promotion of their new GREATEST HITS album!
Coming to a radio station near you....the HOT new track from LYLAS!!!! BFF...Love you like a Dirty Skank!!! Be sure to call in to your local stations and request it. You won't be disappointed!
Side note: It has come to the attention of the group that certain people are going around singing our new hit BFF...Love you like a Dirty Skank without our permission. We know who you are and if you don't stop it, we will cut you. Bad. You don't mess with Lylas. We are some tough broads.
Extra side note: We are currently NOT accepting applications for new members. Do not ask. We only like us. We don't like anyone else. Don't be jealous. NEWS FLASH! THIS JUST IN...WE STILL DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!
Extra, extra side note: If you are NOT a card-carrying Skank member of Lylas stop using our ideas. We will NEVER give you a card.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 08/03/2007
Band Members: McDirrty - Singer, Pelvis Gyrator to help bring all the boys to the yard

McTasty - Harmonica, Violimba, Tsabouna, Singing

McNaughty - Kazoo, Didgeridoo, Yelling, Yodeling

McSkanky - Sarruspohone, Aquaggawack, Screaming

And a shitload of other people that we can not remember because evidently we WANT everyone to be in Lylas today.

With Special Guest from Chi-town: Ceb YollH - Trimeister and scratching records

Graphic Artist: Bizkit

Hairdresser: Missy with Shag Salon

And a couple of Random Boys that bang on stuff.

Influences: Britney Spears and K-Fed. Chuck Taylor. New Kids on the Block. The Smurfs. Vanilla Ice. MC Hammer. Homemade Tattoos. Boys II Men. Pantera.

Our NEW HERO!!!

Sounds Like: Hell in a handbasket.

Record Label: Toomuchtimeonmyhands
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Ode 7 - 10

Ode 7  Dear skankthe smoke-shrouded chain saw kicked out of the tree A wild monkey spank And verily must I go and pee. Ode 8. You are a stupid, stupid girl Who thinks things are what they seem Y...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:10:00 GMT

Last one March 19, 2008.

You come to me like a dream In the middle of the night I can only see where I am going Because you provide the light. The misery that I have Is all in my head I want you like no other But then realiz...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:50:00 GMT

Odes 3 - 6.

Ode 3.   One, two, Your face looks like glue. Three, four, You are a whore. Five, six, You are as dumb as bricks. Seven, eight, You make me irate. Nine, ten, I will hurt you if you mess with me ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:33:00 GMT

Damn. We are good.

Everyone's favorite skanks LYLAS have just sent out an update! I just had to share it, being the lead singer/pelvis gyrator that brings all of the boys to the yard. 100. WHAT'S YOUR PROFILE SONG &...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:25:00 GMT

News about our Favorite Male Circus Skanks.

This is your last chance to see the Circus. The rumors are true.This is the last year for FMC. From the very first show FMC played back in 2002 at basically what amounted to a small red barn in Byr...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:56:00 GMT

Skankin' Tidbits. We are sooo celebrity.

1. What is your full name? Love you Like a Skank Aka McDirrty, McSkanky and McNaughty   2. When is your Birthday? 11/13, 10/22, 6/5   3. What is your e-mail address? slutfaces@noneofyourda...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Stop stealing our ideas!!!!

Some people can't help the fact that they suck and have to steal our ideas. Let's cut them!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:35:00 GMT