quotes [to be updated] |
QUOTESmeg: he's trying to get me to come out to yukon.brit: "YUKON KISS MY ASS!" is what you should have told him.some boy: if you stick a chainsaw up your ass, and then turn it on, itâs still going ...
Posted by miss aster the disaster on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:01:00 PST |
destruction of awesomeness |
per jax's blog:
megan and i talking abck and forth ot each other:
she just shaved off her brow............! oh my god...... youre a fuckin ass hole... what am i gonna draw it on w/?! it has to be stu...
Posted by miss aster the disaster on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:05:00 PST |
and they will know us by the trail of COUCH |
so basically tonight did a one-eighty four.
around 3am megan and i decide to go for a short drive. as i'm walking out the door i make the executive decision of handing out orders to von and aaron to d...
Posted by miss aster the disaster on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:56:00 PST |
i want my dollar plus tax back |
earlier i went to mcdonald's for megan. low and behold there is a sign stating that they sell sweet tea for a buck. well anyone who knows me understands the degree to which i adore sweet tea...
Posted by miss aster the disaster on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:31:00 PST |
Fredrique St. Valentine |
Megan and I have a mouse in our midst. He is in visiting from Luxembourg. He is a flamboyant gay mouse. He tends to skip down the hallway along the wall. We are convinced he is a sleuth seeing as how ...
Posted by miss aster the disaster on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:41:00 PST |
fat tuesday |
my papa died today...
Posted by miss aster the disaster on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:36:00 PST |
