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Mr. Body

If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter ho

About Me

Like I told my last girlfriend, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it'sall in the reflexes."

My Interests

WHAT I LIKE
Like VOILENCE

I'd like to meet:


Even if there's no such thing as free will, we have to treat each other as if there were free will in order to live together in society. Because otherwise, every time somebody does something terrible, you can't punish him, because he can't help it, because his genes or his environment or god made him do it, and every time somebody does something good, you can't honor him because he was a puppet, too. If you think that everybody around you is a puppet why bother talking to them at all? Why even try to plan anything or create anything, since everything you plan or create or desire or dream of is just acting out the script your puppeteer built into you.

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Carol Channing is nuts in this clip from Alice in Wonderland

Vanilla Ice Spoof from back in the day... Jim Carey is such a good mimic.

Music:

Kid Lightning/ Dog's Eye View/ Guns + Roses/ Johnny Cash/ Einstürzende Neubauten

Movies:

The Count of Monte Cristo/ Signs/ The Ring/ Army of Darkness/ The Unforgiven/And


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Television:

That had to hurt.
Pride and UFC is the only TV I watch other than news

Books:

Killing Floor by Lee Child Book of Elementals by Phyllis Eisenstein Ender's Game /Speaker For the Dead/ Xenocide by Orson Scott Card "The Monkey's Raincoat" by Robert Crais

Heroes:

Fedor Emelianko/ Randy Couture/ Bruce Campbell (From Army of Darkness)/ Gene Hackman for his 1337 acting skillz. and ASH (see this) These are real Bruce Campbell Quotes

My Blog

The Pompous Ass

Yet another example of why the pompous ass isn't president:"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. I...
Posted by Mr. Body on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST

What kind of English do YOU speak?

Your Linguistic Profile:55% General American English20% Dixie20% Yankee0% Midwestern0% Upper MidwesternWhat Kind of American English Do You Speak?...
Posted by Mr. Body on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST

One more ... these are so fun!

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Posted by Mr. Body on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:30:00 PST

Why are some of my look alike... girls?

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Posted by Mr. Body on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

And for you sir... the Peanut Butta' Chicken

Years ago my twin sister and I lamented the excessively different treatment that first-class and coach customers receive in a Jetliner.  The problem began with the customary "walk of shame" - wal...
Posted by Mr. Body on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

Survey about me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:JohnBirthday:11/18/78Birthplace:Barrios of MexicoCurrent Location:CharlottesvilleEye Color:I have a picture of just my eyes in my picsHair Color:BrownHeight:6'2...
Posted by Mr. Body on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:26:00 PST

Song Repeaters of the World Stand Tall

Time for truth.  How many of you out there are like me, closet song repeaters?  What is a song repeater you say?  It's a term one of my college roommates came up with for me after obser...
Posted by Mr. Body on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:12:00 PST

What Super Hero are you?

Your results:You are The FlashThe Flash 90%Superman 80%Spider-Man 70%Hulk 65%Green Lantern 60%Catwoman 50%Supergirl 40%Robin 35%Wonder Woman 35%Batman 20%Iron Man 15%Fast, athletic and flirtatious.Cli...
Posted by Mr. Body on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:47:00 PST

The return of the Nigerian Scam Artist

A Nigerian Scam artist contacted me on Instant messenger a year or so ago.  They had a picture of a beautiful woman as their icon and tried to convince me to send them some money so they could co...
Posted by Mr. Body on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST

The Man in the Yellow Mustang

Now let's get something straight, I've never been one of those car fanatics.  I never liked playing with matchbox cars when I was little , and I don't like NASCAR or watching Indy 500 races or dr...
Posted by Mr. Body on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:11:00 PST