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This Passion Is A Plagiarism.

So open up, open up like a Russian doll. You're the same. You're the same as the next one.

About Me

I've been writing this thing in my head. A lot.
Hm. HMM. Hm. I don't like when people Only like Christian Rock. It's just weird.
The quotes of the week, thus far, were:
'now i can use the phrase "i listened to porn groove"' and
'Don't be hatin.'
I would be jealous. I like when people say 'you're dead to me.' I'm not sure why. I write on myself. A lot, actually.
'A Series Of Blurs' is something I don't expect you to care about. But it's more rad than, say, you.
I like to talk to strangers. I'm abnormally charming.
Ew.
I like the way this looks. Yes.
TELL ME BEFORE BEFORE BEFORE you get a haircut. Thanks.
When people first meet me, my love and or infatuation for left handedness comes across as bizarre. And I take it for granted that there are people who accept this as normal. Thanks.
APalm is not something you should know about. Unless you are Syrian. Maybe. Or someone I can tolerate. Maybe.
I don't know what radio stations are adequate in Brunswick.
I disengage because I can't handle reality because no one else can handle reality but they don't realize it.
I can be quite cold. And my hands are Always cold. Unless I am ill.
I don't like to tell people what I am afraid of.
But I am afraid of Conservatives. And I avoid eye contact.
In addition to churches, theme parks, and malls.
My pig's name is Hey Guess What I'm Gregory. It is not Gregory. Unless I can tolerate you. Maybe.
I think park rangers are random.
I resent my archaic computer monitor. Really.
I resent my spectacles and I have developed a weird fondness slash admiration for people that use no corrective lenses. Of any sort. I guess that rules out Kim. Sorry, homie.
I'm terrible with directions but it's the best thing I've ever received.
Sometimes, when I am reading, I laugh out loud in a room full of silent people but when other people do this, I glare at them. As if to say. 'You have no mo fowkin right.' Sort of.
Chills aren't always bad. I like Communism and receiving mail.
I enjoy comments and phone calls and VOICEMAIL and letters and texts and notes and messages and random latin tutoring from people who hardly execute such fantastic things.
Don't ask me my favorite band. Unless you are like Whoa Totally Bold. You're not.
I'm trying to be arrogant. To prove someone right.
I like to prove people wrong.
Nationalism makes me want to vomit. Sort of.
I like unexpected, out of character, holy fucking shit moments.
I don't know how to maintain important things.
I don't recognize myself from time to time.
I love when someone enlightens me with things they think but hardly think they can say because it's not acceptable. Or because they see themselves as feeble. And then they aren't, in a moment. And the boundaries are shattered.
I like to know the songs you listen to over and over.
My hands are unnervingly clean by the time I reach 6/8.
Sledding amuses me to some splintering degree.
I have mixed feelings toward wordplay, The Clash, and some forms of martial arts.
Do Not. Make the same noise Repeatedly. I will not find this adorable. Unless it makes a Fantastic Impression. Duh.
I respect and, most likely, delight in the fact that you are unintelligent if you cannot pronounce 'cyclical.' the way that I prefer. Oh. I mean Demand. Because I'm arrogant? Well, I'm trying.
This is awkwardly long, almost.
I'm quite inconsistent. For Instance. If you remember something abnormally obscure, I will be amazed or creeped the hell out.
Psychological thrillers can be superb. If you only like funny movies. I don't like you.
Hm. HMM. I miss people when they're gone. Because I am selfish. Maybe. Bye.
whateverlife.com
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Honeyfresh
You ride around in a A pair of 1962 Roller Skates
Yo gang Slim Shady's Pink Ladies
Yo shoes be Chuck Taylors
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 1,775
How much money you got? $2.23256112279137e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 41%
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Your 1920's Name is:
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My Interests

-Virginia O'Hanlon.
unconventional color schemes.
-overdose and pica.
probably your middle name.
-PLUTO. i still love you.
my new spongebob bookmark.
-Cog Sci. yeah. i said it.
ha. The Scream Team. for sure.
-Adia. from that one song.
lists. a lot.

.Music.
.Musicians.
.Lyrics.
.Lyricists.

-closet pacifists.
closets. in general.
.and such.

http://lovegodsway.org/SafeBands
haha. go here. now.

I'd like to meet:

I just read this - 'Psychologist Evaluates 'Jungle Woman' A psychologist met with a woman who
may have emerged from the forest {!!!!!!}
after two decades, hoping to unravel the mystery around her true identity.' And I think that's quite extraordinarily funny.

Someone brilliant. Maybe you, tomorrow. You'll be different, then. If you think about it. Do it.

Music:

the lady with the blind man in the background. that was priceless. dude.

Movies:

spanglish. definitely NOT catwoman or the biography of retarded helen keller. something ethnic. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind(my favorite movie title..ever), harry potter, how to kill your neighbor. i actually made that one up. anchorman was an extremely left.handed movie. chronicles of narnia, spiderman and superhero movies..not sure why, random documentaries no one but chuck has ever heard of. and that one where the asian gets drunk.

Television:

grey's anatomy.spongebob.triggerhappy,madtv,anything music,anything racist,not bob the builder. but almost.

Books:

kurt vonnegut & cynthia voigt & billy collins & dean koontz shtuff. and emo books. and also racist things. mitch albom (tuesdays w. morrie, 5people you meet in heaven)

Heroes:

dolores(mg)graham,darwin, individuals and existentialists, openminded people.left.handed people,angry republicans,and probably jesus on heroine. ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: ..yellow cat / red cat // say anything.
Waking up: ..heart healthy / the forecast.
Average day: ..big machine / goo goo dolls.
First date: ..the grim goodbye / the red jumpsuit apparatus.
Falling in love: ..new american classic / taking back sunday.
Love scene: ..push / matchbox twenty. yep.
Fight scene: ..seventy times 7 / brand new.
Breaking up: ..standard lines / dashboard confessional.
Getting back together: ..not alone / augustana.
Secret love: ..linger / the cranberries.
Life's okay: no. it fucking isn't.
Mental breakdown: ..last time / fuel.
Driving: ..learn to fly / foo fighters.
Learning a lesson: ..what a scene / goo goo dolls.
Deep thought: ..into the airwaves / jack's mannequin.
Flashback: ..my december / linkin park ft. josh groban version.
Partying: ..can't stop / red hot chili peppers.
Happy dance: maybe later. after i vomit.
Regretting: ..hear you me / jimmy eat fucking world.
Long night alone: ..way away / yellowcard.
Death scene: ..memories in f minor / chronic future.
Closing credits: ..truce / the dresden dolls. ahh.
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YAY!!!!

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show.

so on sunday at 1130pm this show on E! came on. called The Soup. and they make fun of (make fun of=ultimate Big Kid phrase) celebrity news.   and they mocked restless leg syndrome. which, if you ...
Posted by This Passion Is A Plagiarism. on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST

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so it's approaching two am and i'm standing in my room, staring at the green light gracing my cell phone charger. wondering. are you really charged? because sometimes, i know, you like to play games w...
Posted by This Passion Is A Plagiarism. on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

sleep.

is an impossibility.i supposedly should be sleeping between nine pm and one pm. friday to saturday.because my brain will be scanned. on saturday. and i have to be sleep deprived. so i stay awake betwe...
Posted by This Passion Is A Plagiarism. on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:42:00 PST

lyndon.

his wife died. here's the song:: Addiction And Her Name :: There For Tomorrow 'cause you never know you're leaving. until it's over.'
Posted by This Passion Is A Plagiarism. on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:38:00 PST

act appalled.

it needs work. blah. i wrote a poem. it's three in the morning so be silent or generous. maybe.i don't know why i'm posting it. i guess it's to show people how i see myself.i don't think you believe t...
Posted by This Passion Is A Plagiarism. on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

i fell asleep!

at six thirty in the mother effing morning!!which isn't cool. i was shooting for like midnight minus some.i like sleeping. ohjoy. harold&kumar=funny. by the way.
Posted by This Passion Is A Plagiarism. on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST