5 MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS |
This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to the 5 most important questions in the world : Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ? A : It's Braille for "suck here". ...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:16:00 PST |
MRS. DONOVAN |
Mrs. Donovan
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye!Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and ...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:47:00 PST |
LET'S SAY I BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE!!! |
Let's say I break into your house
A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point:Recent...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:32:00 PST |
POOR ITALIAN GIRL |
Poor Italian Girl
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys apregnancy kit. The test result shows th...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST |
OLD BUT FUNNY |
SMART ASS ANSWERS OF THE YEAR
SMART ASS ANSWER #6It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST |
MISS BLACK AMERICA CONTEST |
Miss Black America Contest
There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America Contest this year because no one wants to wear the banner that says, IDAHO ...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST |
RALPH AND THE IRS ty dee |
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Ralph and the IRS
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.The auditor says, "Well, sir, you...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:48:00 PST |
5 RULES FOR A HAPPY LIFE |
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE....
1. Get a woman who helps at home, cooks and cleans up. 2. Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh. 3. Get a woman who you can trust and who does...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:12:00 PST |
REAL MEANING OF EASTER |
REAL MEANING OF EASTER
Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.The f...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST |
GUNS TO WOMEN ty dee |
WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so...
Posted by Radioactive-Randy on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST |
