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Ian -menace to sobriety

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

About Me

Okay i hate filling these out Firstly i'm 23, Single, live in Ipswich near Brissi I own a Mobile phone shop and a motorbike,.... the motorbike is in pieces as we speak :s .. actually so are most of my phones:| all 5 of them.. long story :p [email protected] is a much easier way to find out about me

about me... some more i work in/ own a mobile fone shop... yay fones - you should already know this
i suck at spelling *see above refrence* - reference is also spelled wrong I did notice but culdnt be stuffed changing it.. same with couldn't
i suck at filling these out....

more stuff: i like phones - duh women - once again.. it should be obvious lewis black - standup comedy Drinking musik - gawd the voices in my head wuld send me insane without musik

things i like less waking up being attacked by a swarm of killer bees filling these out

wanna know more...
[email protected] -- ask me - its not that hard

My Interests

Phones, football, going to the gym, my motorbike,computers, movies, comedy, stalking.... hmm disregard that :)

I'd like to meet:

Elvis... so i could get his picture and sell it on ebay

I would also like to meet a female sweedish backpacker with low inhibitions and a giant bank account :D - who wuldnt
umm other than that im happy to chat to anyone specially if u actually have a personality it helps

Music:

Didnt i mention this at the start ok
in my mp3 player atm
disturbed
SCOOTER!
linkin park
greenday
fallout boy
nickleback
lewis black - comedy
eminem
metallica
acdc
guns and roses
king missile
drowning pool
adema
damage plan
powerman 500
etc etc etc

Movies:

american pie, eurotrip. green mile, godfather, snatch, lookstock and two smoking barerels, clerks, muggers, stickman long weekend, die hard,
anything funny or with lots of explosions is good cloverfield was alrite

Television:

house simpsons southpark family guy nrl las vegas

Books:

raymond fiest hugh cook playboy - not really but

Heroes:

superman? batman etc

I think my heroes are people ive never heard of... unsung heroes that help other people or make someonelses life better just for the pleasure of knowing theyve helped...

My Blog

larfin my ass off

Three guys die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises. "Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys. "Whatever your fathers jobs wer...
Posted by Ian -menace to sobriety on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:15:00 PST

lolz

 A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,and at the appropriate point in the process,told him that he would now need to enter a passaword.Something he will use to log on to the comput...
Posted by Ian -menace to sobriety on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:15:00 PST

lols

Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing t...
Posted by Ian -menace to sobriety on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:41:00 PST